Author Topic: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying! (Read 5625 times)

muman613 · « **on:** July 31, 2012, 04:33:52 PM »

I saw this while in line in the grocery store last night. It appears that there is a story going around that Bill Clinton is dying, and he wont live another six months. I normally don't pray for people to die, but Bill Clinton is one who I would not cry {actually I would throw a party} if he were to die.

I hope he dies while campaigning for the 'Commanda in Cheef' this election season:

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/209735/bill-clinton-believes-he-will-be-dead-in-six-months.html

BILL Clinton has allegedly been begging wife Hillary to call off their divorce before he dies.

The former President is said to be ailing fast and devastated that he won’t live to see his first grandchild, Globe magazine reports.

“Bill has lost a shocking amount of weight and insiders say he has just six months to live,” dished a mole.

Tag-MehirTzedek · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:39:35 PM »

This was written August 10, 2010 almost 2 years ago.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:39:51 PM »

USAReturn2GodNow1776 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:39:57 PM »

Good riddance.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:45:05 PM »

Not entirely sure I'd buy what's in a tabloid.

Rubystars · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:47:10 PM »

Funny post Muman.

USAReturn2GodNow1776 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:47:51 PM »

Good riddance

muman613 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:54:43 PM »

Quote from: Tag-MehirTzedek on July 31, 2012, 04:39:35 PM

This was written August 10, 2010 almost 2 years ago.

Well its in the news today...

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/249503/bill-clinton-is-dying.html/249503

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2012/globe-magazine-chelsea-clinton-pregnant/

The current issue of Globe Magazine features the cover story ‘Grandchild for Dying Bill Clinton.’ Bill has progressive cardiovascular disease that has already required extensive open heart surgery. He follows a highly restrictive diet and although he remains active Bill is in fragile health. This week the magazine has the scoop on Chelsea Clinton and her hubby Mark Mezvinsky expecting their first baby together. They have the photos of her baby bump taken on April 9th, 2012.

Chelsea is the only child of former U.S. President Bill Clinton and current U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. She is currently serving as Special Correspondent for NBC News. Chelsea is desperate to give her Dad a grandchild before he dies.

Rubystars · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:56:17 PM »

Quote from: muman613 on July 31, 2012, 04:54:43 PM

Well its in the news today...

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/249503/bill-clinton-is-dying.html/249503

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2012/globe-magazine-chelsea-clinton-pregnant/

I think that same magazine had photoshopped together some "Steve Irwin death pics" too.

muman613 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2012, 05:01:27 PM »

I don't know if it is true.... We can always dream...

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2012, 05:33:47 PM »

If only it were true.

serbian army · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2012, 06:28:05 PM »

Short video, I hope many of you will see it...

Debbie Shafer · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2012, 08:01:28 PM »

He really does not look well at all...so skinny and pale.

Rubystars · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:14:49 PM »

I think he had to go on a vegan diet because of his heart disease. That must've been hard for a man of his generation who grew up in a state like Arkansas to switch to eating like that. If he looks a bit anemic that could be why in addition to his heart issues.

Confederate Kahanist · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:54:10 PM »

Quote from: Rubystars on July 31, 2012, 09:14:49 PM

I think he had to go on a vegan diet because of his heart disease.

I guess that's what he get's for eating at McDonalds everyday.

Zelhar · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2012, 04:27:05 AM »

It seems to me like tabloid bs.

Rubystars · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2012, 08:38:06 AM »

Quote from: Confederate Kahanist on July 31, 2012, 11:54:10 PM

I guess that's what he get's for eating at McDonalds everyday.

McDonald's actually has some better stuff now but still not something you would want to eat every day as even their salads have sugar and you can't trust that the employees handle things in a sanitary way. The only thing I'd probably eat from there now would be their pre-packaged items like the fruit and walnut salad, and even then you have to check the expiration date on them.

nopeaceforland · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2012, 09:10:13 AM »

That is good news, but wake me when Carter is on life support and only a plug pull away from freedom!

nessuno · « **Reply #18 on:** August 01, 2012, 09:30:02 AM »

If his heart was so 'weak' he would be given an Left Ventricular Assist Device, just like Dick Cheney had, as a bridge to transplant.
After all he was President of the United States. He would get a transplant.