"Where is ... America?" "Every day in Syria, Burma and Afganistan, people are dying"
... well, you did tell America to stay home, so I guess you should just stop killing people then, and then you can afford your own Olympics, like a 50 yard dash after a goat in heat, a javelin toss to hit dogs, an underwater swimming competition to ensure the success of your most recent honor killing, and of course, everyone's favorite, the dead nine year old whore (a strand off hair fell out of her burka, but still technically belonged to her) squat.