Chris Christie, theres a fat one for you, you want to know how fat he is?
HOW FAT IS HE?
Chris Christie is SO FAT that when he sits around the house, he really sits AROUND the house...
Yeah, and Chris Christie is ugly too, oy vey is he ugly...
HOW UGLY IS HE?
I'll tell you, Chris Christie is ugly, he is so ugly that when you look up ugly in the Encylopedia you find multiple pictures of Chris Christie...