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New Washington petition to build the DEATH STAR in 2016
« on: December 10, 2012, 08:03:48 PM »
http://rt.com/usa/news/us-petition-death-star-418/

I think this is at least as good idea as making a real life Enterprise spaceship... or Obamacare... and its just in time for the new trilogy.

The petition is here:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN

Death Stars and Stripes: Americans sign petition to build killer ‘Star Wars’ space station
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Marijuana, secession and now ‘Star Wars’: Thousands of Americans have signed yet another bizarre online White House petition, this one to “secure funding and resources” to build the ‘Death Star’ space station from the popular sci-fi film.
“By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense,” the petition on the White House website reads.
The document, created on November 14 by a resident of Colorado, has already collected over 5,000 signatures. The petition needs around 20,000 more by December 14 for it to be formally reviewed by the White House staff.
The Death Star is the planet-destroying space station built by the Galactic Empire in the wildly popular sci-fi movie saga ‘Star Wars,’ directed by George Lucas. The franchise is adored by millions of fans around the world.
Earlier this year, students at Lehigh University in the US calculated the hypothetical cost of building a Death Star at $8.52 quadrillion – roughly 13,000 times the world’s GDP.
The White House’s petition platform, which allows anyone to offer suggestions to the government, is relatively new and was created to provide citizens with “new way to create or join the petition encouraging government to take action on the range of issues.”
The move has resulted in a cornucopia of bizarre petitions: Adopting the Gray Wolf to join the Bald Eagle as the national mascot; legalizing the use of magic mushrooms and mescaline; even to “shut down White House petitions, since they never get a sincere response… and are ultimately worthless.”
The most popular petition on the website so far calls for the peaceful secession of Texas, which has collected over 110,000 signatures.

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Re: New Washington petition to build the DEATH STAR in 2016
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 08:36:29 PM »
That's right. Let the government build everything.
Didn't they try this already?
The great leap backwards? So why is commie china embracing capitalism?
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Re: New Washington petition to build the DEATH STAR in 2016
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 08:52:14 PM »
That's right. Let the government build everything.
Didn't they try this already?
The great leap backwards? So why is commie china embracing capitalism?
Exactly!
Ezekiel 33:6 But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the horn, and the people be not warned, and the sword do come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity, but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.

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Re: New Washington petition to build the DEATH STAR in 2016
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2012, 08:53:59 PM »
Don't we already have a Death star in place, I think it is called Islam?
Ezekiel 33:6 But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the horn, and the people be not warned, and the sword do come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity, but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.

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Re: New Washington petition to build the DEATH STAR in 2016
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2012, 09:46:57 PM »
I don't know any Deaf Stars, do you?

Hear is a place you can find all the deaf stars...

http://www.start-american-sign-language.com/deaf-stars.html
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: New Washington petition to build the DEATH STAR in 2016
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2012, 10:23:07 PM »
I don't know any Deaf Stars, do you?

Hear is a place you can find all the deaf stars...

http://www.start-american-sign-language.com/deaf-stars.html
Not deaf star, death star!
 http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Death-Star-10188
Ezekiel 33:6 But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the horn, and the people be not warned, and the sword do come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity, but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.

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Re: New Washington petition to build the DEATH STAR in 2016
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2012, 10:28:25 PM »
If they build it.... I know where Im taking my family on vacation in 2017!!!    Of course... I'll have to find a way to disable the tractor beam once I land.

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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: New Washington petition to build the DEATH STAR in 2016
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2012, 12:19:49 AM »





You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14