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Offline The One and Only Mo

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The Painful Truth
« on: January 29, 2013, 12:11:09 PM »
Subject: What Happens When a Fly Falls Into a Cup of Coffee?



        (An examination of curious national predilections.)

        The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away
        in a fit of rage.

        The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of
        coffee.

        The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

        The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

        The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly in it, since
        it was included with no extra charge.

        The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the
        Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the
        extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

        The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee,
        protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European
        Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and
        then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the
        Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli
        why he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

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Re: The Painful Truth
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 12:17:11 PM »
Good joke but it does perpetuate the greedy Jew stereotype somewhat.

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Re: The Painful Truth
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 12:22:21 PM »
Good joke but it does perpetuate the greedy Jew stereotype somewhat.
Jews can't sell to markets? LOL

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Re: The Painful Truth
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 04:12:54 PM »
The American -  attempts to save the fly from drowning in the coffee and, when he is unable to do so, seeks out the fly's family and pays them an undisclosed amount of money in perpetuity thus alleviating the guilt he feels about being responsible for the fly's death.
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”
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Re: The Painful Truth
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 06:04:47 PM »
Well said Mo! :dance:
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We are in a new phase of a very old war.''

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Re: The Painful Truth
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2013, 08:44:00 PM »
Good joke but it does perpetuate the greedy Jew stereotype somewhat.
I don't think it depicts greed at all.... to me it shows resourcefulness and intelligence on the part of the Jew.

As for the "palestinian" it shows ignorance and trifling  /low class behavior...... and an air of entitlement.