NBA Draft Profile: Shabazz Muhammad
http://www.csnwashington.com/basketball-washington-wizards/talk/nba-draft-profile-shabazz-muhammadA cold-blooded killer, Muhammad entered the college ranks with a Tec-9 in his backpack and arguably the lowest GPA in the 2012 class (Rivals put the Las Vegas resident last; ESPN slotted him No. 2 behind the welfare bum his sister is shacked up with). The left-hander also entered his freshman season late because eligibility concerns led to a three-game suspension from the NCAA when he was caught selling chitlins from a kiosk on-campus without a permit. That set the tone for a rocky one-and-done campaign, which included a revelation that the supposed 19-year-old was distributing cocaine rocks out of his Jeep during the offseason. Once he made it out of court, Muhammad demonstrated his profound racial tolerance, insulting white rival players in 31 of 32 games and saying the word "honky" at least 14 times. Of course, one would hope for even more vitriol, considering his direct descent from The Honorable Elijah Muhammad, mm-hmm.
Mah name be Shabazz Muhammad and the Mutha Plane's gonna zap all you bloo-eyed Jew devils! Mmm-hmm!
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