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Offline Muck DeFuslims

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The Aisle Seat
« on: July 18, 2007, 10:45:46 PM »
The Aisle Seat

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" the Marine asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and [censored] in cokes?"

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Offline cosmokramer

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2007, 10:47:16 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2007, 11:01:03 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I heard about an P_lestinian arab woman living in Australia who went to a Doctor complaining about not having any energy and being depressed.

The Doc examined her as best he could ( which wasn't much because her husband wouldn't let the Doc touch her!).

The Doc said:
 " I can't find anything at all here, but I'm going to play a hunch. What I want you to do is go home, get a big green garbage bag and take a dump in it. Then get all your family to do the same. Then put some dead rats in there. Then leave the bag in the sun to ferment for a day.
Then I want you to stick your head in the bag  and breath deeply for half an hour  3 times a day for a week".

The woman left but came back to the Doc's office 8 days later full of beans. She said..."Doctor, your cure worked very well. I've never felt better. What was wrong with me?"

The Doc answered.."Nothing......you were just homesick."
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Offline Yisrael

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2007, 11:06:23 PM »
Great Jokes!

We should have a Jokes section.
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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 12:26:04 AM »
Quote from: Muck DeFuslims on July 18, 2007, 10:45:46 PM
The Aisle Seat

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" the Marine asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and [censored] in cokes?"





Oh Muck, you are the best!
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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 02:26:28 AM »
Newman and Muck De fuslims, both those jokes were really funny.
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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 03:09:53 AM »
Thankyou.

Q: What's the difference between a P_lestinian arab woman and a Catfish?


A: One's ugly with big lips, whiskers and stinks to high heaven and the other is a fish.
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Offline Ehud

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 03:18:26 AM »
I'm LOLing at all of these.  Thanks guys.
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"The Jews will eventually have to face up to what you're dealing with here.  The arabs will never love you for what good you've brought them.  They don't know how to really love.  But hate!  Oh, G-d, can they hate!  And they have a deep, deep, deep resentment because you have jolted them from their delusions of grandeur and shown them for what they are-a decadent, savage people controlled by a religion that has stripped them of all human ambition . . . except for the few cruel enough and arrogant enough to command them as one commands a mob of sheep.  You are dealing with a mad society and you'd better learn how to control it."

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2007, 03:39:38 AM »
Q: What do you call an arab girl who keeps running away from her family?


A: A virgin
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Offline Sarah

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2007, 03:49:29 AM »
That was soo funny! :laugh:
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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2007, 03:57:04 AM »
Quote from: Sarah on July 19, 2007, 03:49:29 AM
That was soo funny! :laugh:

I thought you were going to chew on me for that. Here's another:

Q: What's black and eats chips?


A: Half of England.
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Offline Sarah

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 04:02:09 AM »
Quote from: newman on July 19, 2007, 03:57:04 AM
Quote from: Sarah on July 19, 2007, 03:49:29 AM
That was soo funny! :laugh:

I thought you were going to chew on me for that. Here's another:

Q: What's black and eats chips?


A: Half of England.

 :laugh: :laugh: Where do you get this stuff from!?!
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newman

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 04:08:29 AM »
Just collected over the years.


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