Happy Nelson Mandela Day

[angryChineseKahanist]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/07/17/nelson-mandela-day/2480003/

[Mishmaat]

I'll be happy when that scumbag is finally dead.

[angryChineseKahanist]

What? You're not going to worship that ugly communist beast?

[Rubystars]

This is like Ariel Sharon version 2.0 except Sharon actually did some good things in his life too.

[Mishmaat]

What? You're not going to worship that ugly communist beast?

Nope.  I have too much self-respect.

[TruthSpreader]

What the? He's not dead, yet?

[muman613]

Burp...

[Joe Gutfeld]

I hope that he never lives to see his next birthday.

[briann]

How is he still alive?  I think he died a long time ago... and now we just see images of a Nelson Mandela puppet.

[Israel Chai]

Crimes of Saint Nelson Murderer

 The full list of munitions and charges read as follows:

• One count under the South African Suppression of Communism Act No. 44 of 1950, charging that the accused committed acts calculated to further the achievement of the objective of communism;

• One count of contravening the South African Criminal Law Act (1953), which prohibits any person from soliciting or receiving any money or articles for the purpose of achieving organized defiance of laws and country; and

• Two counts of sabotage, committing or aiding or procuring the commission of the following acts:

1) The further recruitment of persons for instruction and training, both within and outside the Republic of South Africa, in:

(a) the preparation, manufacture and use of explosives—for the purpose of committing acts of violence and destruction in the aforesaid Republic, (the preparation and manufacture of explosives, according to evidence submitted, included 210,000 hand grenades, 48,000 anti-personnel mines, 1,500 time devices, 144 tons of ammonium nitrate, 21.6 tons of aluminum powder and a ton of black powder);

(b) the art of warfare, including guerrilla warfare, and military training generally for the purpose in the aforesaid Republic;

(ii) Further acts of violence and destruction, (this includes 193 counts of terrorism committed between 1961 and 1963);

(iii) Acts of guerrilla warfare in the aforesaid Republic;

(iv) Acts of assistance to military units of foreign countries when involving the aforesaid Republic;

(v) Acts of participation in a violent revolution in the aforesaid Republic, whereby the accused, injured, damaged, destroyed, rendered useless or unserviceable, put out of action, obstructed, with or endangered:


(a) the health or safety of the public;
(b) the maintenance of law and order;

(c) the supply and distribution of light, power or fuel;
(d) postal, telephone or telegraph installations;
(e) the free movement of traffic on land; and
(f) the property, movable or immovable, of other persons or of the state.