I cannot allow something so indecent. I have removed the poll. I despise them just as much as you do but we have to follow the rules of the forum.
C.F., you know better. Extremely detailed descriptions of seriously perverted things aren't supposed to be funny. The Torah speaks against this.
Keep it clean in the future. We have kids that log on here and this is a religious forum. I found this very offensive and I would be so embarrassed for Chaim to see that poll.