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Offline DownwithIslam

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Shvartza Jokes
« on: July 15, 2007, 08:56:00 PM »
I posted this in the affirmative action crisis but I think it is important that everyone see this so I am posting the jokes here as well.

Q: What is the difference between a black and a bucket of sh@t?
A: The bucket

Q: Why do blacks carry sh@t in their wallets?
A: For ID

Q: How do you give a black woman a preganancy test?
A: You stick a banana in her genitals and if it comes out half eaten, you know their is a little shvartza cub in there.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2007, 09:04:20 PM by DownwithIslam »
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Re: Shvartza Jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2007, 09:20:01 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Shvartza Jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 04:13:28 PM »
Q: Why do negro men's eyes water when they make love?



A: Mace
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Offline Shoshana

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Re: Shvartza Jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2007, 04:56:16 PM »
Haha these are hilarious! :)
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Offline Malik

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Re: Shvartza Jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 06:18:52 PM »
You are sick people.
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Re: Shvartza Jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 03:44:18 PM »
Quote from: Malik on July 25, 2007, 06:18:52 PM
You are sick people.
This comming from a stinking muzzie!

"What a farshtunken people!".....Chaim ben Pesach
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Offline HiWarp

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Re: Shvartza Jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2007, 07:44:01 AM »
Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in
the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start
working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse
and told him to drink it all. Jesse did and replied, "That tasted

like bull sh!t!"

The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low!"
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Offline Kananga

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Re: Shvartza Jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2007, 11:24:54 AM »
Why did the Nazi go inside the Jewish person's home and take a crap on his living room floor?

He knew he could get away with it just by blaming it on the [censored]!   :laugh: :D
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