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Offline angryChineseKahanist

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Cows are polluting mother earth
« on: July 30, 2013, 09:51:19 AM »
So even cows are polluting mother earth. What? Because they breath?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/london_burger_takes_extra_cheddar_6toH0bFZTaIYOFmtpSW1aJ
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Offline Zelhar

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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2013, 02:08:04 PM »
Most of the "pollution" is methane gas their digestive system exhausts, and technically its the bacteria in their guts who produce this pollution not the cows themselves.
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2013, 03:32:00 PM »
Next we will discover the Cow muffler, reducing Cow emissions to federally mandated levels.
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2013, 03:36:29 PM »
The question is, is this kosher? If the animal was never a real animal, is it even Halahically considered meat?

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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2013, 03:47:43 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on July 30, 2013, 03:32:00 PM
Next we will discover the Cow muffler, reducing Cow emissions to federally mandated levels.

Where would you suggest they "install" this muffler?
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2013, 03:53:18 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on July 30, 2013, 03:47:43 PM
Where would you suggest they "install" this muffler?

In the 'tushy' region...

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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2013, 03:58:42 PM »
so that you'll only hear "ffffffff" instead?
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Offline Zelhar

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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2013, 05:49:26 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on July 30, 2013, 03:53:18 PM
In the 'tushy' region...
Most of the methane is burped out through their mouth.
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2013, 06:18:00 PM »
Quote from: Zelhar on July 30, 2013, 05:49:26 PM
Most of the methane is burped out through their mouth.

I learn something new every day...


http://science.howstuffworks.com/zoology/mammals/methane-cow.htm

Cows emit a massive amount of methane through belching, with a lesser amount through flatulence. Statistics vary regarding how much methane the average dairy cow expels. Some experts say 100 liters to 200 liters a day (or about 26 gallons to about 53 gallons), while others say it's up to 500 liters (about 132 gallons) a day. In any case, that's a lot of methane, an amount comparable to the pollution produced by a car in a day.

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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2013, 06:33:36 PM »
Some nights I could use a muffler!!   :::D
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2013, 06:38:59 PM »
Oh so you have to put an even bigger muffler in their mouths?
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2013, 06:39:38 PM »
What about fat people? Do we need to worry about them emitting greenhouse gases too?
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2013, 06:45:05 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on July 30, 2013, 06:39:38 PM
What about fat people? Do we need to worry about them emitting greenhouse gases too?

This is a major problem in the inner city... Causes smog and bad air days...
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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2013, 11:53:48 PM »
Hahahahaha
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2013, 11:57:43 PM »
Quote from: Binyamin Yisrael on July 30, 2013, 03:36:29 PM
If the animal was never a real animal, is it even Halahically considered meat?

What do you mean by if the animal was never a real animal?
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2013, 04:51:40 PM »
I've heard this cow story for years.
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Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2013, 03:33:34 AM »
Quote from: IsraeliHeart on July 30, 2013, 11:57:43 PM
What do you mean by if the animal was never a real animal?


They said the meat was grown in test tubes and not actually a live cow.

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