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Offline angryChineseKahanist

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advanced medicine
« on: November 06, 2013, 09:52:59 AM »


http://www.towncrierdubuque.com/the_town_crier/truth-american-medicine


An Israeli doctor says: "in Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man
and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.

“The German doctor says: "that’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he
is looking for work.

“The Russian doctor says: “gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is
looking for work.

“The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no
balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!
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Re: advanced medicine
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2013, 10:38:18 AM »
Ha Ha! That is funny, but wait..... is it true or is it a joke? Or... perhaps it is both?

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Re: advanced medicine
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2013, 11:36:20 AM »
the last line is very true.
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Re: advanced medicine
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2013, 01:16:49 PM »
In regard to the last line, what about...

“The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. five years ago, we took a communist ape with no brains, no heart and no
balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!

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Re: advanced medicine
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2013, 01:39:18 PM »
he's only half an ape.
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Re: advanced medicine
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2013, 08:53:17 PM »
Sorry to change the subject, but that's and Iowan website. Dubuque is beautiful town, and beautiful part of the State, especially in the fall.
Ezekiel 33:6 But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the horn, and the people be not warned, and the sword do come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity, but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.

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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2013, 05:24:46 AM »
Enough with the ape stuff. Is that really your political opinion? You're no better than the rappers who say black people were born to be criminals if you say they're all apes. Both are equally the reason why so many black people in America are criminals that act like apes.
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2013, 01:40:40 PM »
It could have been a joke as well.
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