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newman

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Islamic toy removed from stores
« on: August 01, 2007, 01:27:24 AM »
The 'Islamic Barbie' has been removed from toy stores after several children received injuries from some of the accessories.
Ramalla Barbie comes with an authentic camel dung smell!

Each doll comes with your very own razor for cutting off Ramalla Barbie's clitoris in true islamic fashion!


Your Ramalla Barbie comes with her own miniature TNT sticks! When she's had enough of the "illegal zionist entity", just load her up, light her up and let her go!


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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2007, 03:43:46 AM »
Hehe.  You can also get the "honor killing accessory kit" which is a packet of stones that you can throw at Islamic Barbie for when Islamic Ken thinks that Barbie looked Habib in the eyes.
"The Jews will eventually have to face up to what you're dealing with here.  The arabs will never love you for what good you've brought them.  They don't know how to really love.  But hate!  Oh, G-d, can they hate!  And they have a deep, deep, deep resentment because you have jolted them from their delusions of grandeur and shown them for what they are-a decadent, savage people controlled by a religion that has stripped them of all human ambition . . . except for the few cruel enough and arrogant enough to command them as one commands a mob of sheep.  You are dealing with a mad society and you'd better learn how to control it."

-Excerpt from The Haj by Leon Uris

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2007, 03:57:56 AM »
Hehe.  You can also get the "honor killing accessory kit" which is a packet of stones that you can throw at Islamic Barbie for when Islamic Ken thinks that Barbie looked Habib in the eyes.

 :laugh: :laugh:
Toys R Us drew the line at the immolation kit with the little gas can and matches!

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2007, 07:02:17 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Thy destroyers and they that make thee waste shall go forth of thee.  Isaiah 49:17

 
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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2007, 07:15:45 AM »
Quote from: mord link=topic=7385.msg64095#msg64095 date=
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Actually, Islamic Ken & Barbie would be excellent target practice for G.I. Joe. ;D
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when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”
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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2007, 07:46:59 AM »
I hope islamic Ken comes with plenty of stones...look at how much skin that hussy barbie is showing...her full face, and SMILING :o....ken needs to save his honor and bury her up to her neck and stone that harlot :laugh:

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2007, 09:52:27 AM »
Haha! That was hilarious!

newman

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2007, 03:46:03 PM »
Note that she is wearing lipstick!........guess what the razor's for?

kellymaureen

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2007, 03:57:22 PM »
Does she come with 3 co-wives, male escorts and 20 children?

newman

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2007, 04:04:16 PM »
Does she come with 3 co-wives, male escorts and 20 children?

Yes...sold separately! :laugh: :laugh: The box also has handy hints on how to get the full atmosphere. Like telling the kids not to clean their room for 6 months! ;)

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2007, 04:25:39 PM »
"Does she come with 3 co-wives, male escorts and 20 children?"

Those are available with our accessory kit.

But your Fatima Doll© does come with two black eyes and assorted bruises for disobeying the Abdul Doll©.

Also available is a mud hut replete with camel dung on the dirt floor, that the 20 mooozie children can roll around in, for that added touch of realism.

Moozie Dolls Inc.® is also proud to announce that in addition to our Mudhut Mooozie House©, we will soon be releasing our Moozie Mosque House©.

Collect all the kneeling figurines, and place them in your Moozie Mosque House© !!

Complete with a playable CD soundtrack of a wailing dog with his tail caught in a door, to simulate the 'call to prayer'.

Big fun for all !!!!

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2007, 04:29:48 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2007, 10:20:11 PM »
 :laugh:what do you say to the muslim woman with 2 black eyes.......nothing, shes been told twice already:P

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Re: Islamic toy removed from stores
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2007, 10:26:21 PM »
:laugh:what do you say to the muslim woman with 2 black eyes.......nothing, shes been told twice already:P

I always hurl like Linda Blair when I hear religion of pieces spokespersons talking about how islam elevates women. (It's usually at the end of a rope.)  ;)