Scientist versus G=D a friend is sending me E=mail lol

[mord]

G-d's Patience Is Always Tested!!!
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>G-d is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
>"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
>figured out a way to create life out of nothing.
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>In other words, we can now do what you did in the
>'beginning'."
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>"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies G-d.
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>"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it
>into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus
>creating man."
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>"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
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>So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold
>the soil.
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>"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts G-d,
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>"Get your own dirt."
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>IN G-d WE TRUST

[Dexter]

lol

[ftf]

Brilliant.

[mord]

yes

[Daniel]

An atheist is on a boat in the middle of the lake where all of a sudden, the Loch Ness monster blasts out of the water and swoops the atheist up. Just when the Loch Ness monster was about to eat him, the atheist cries out, "Oh G-d! Please help me!" A loud voice booms down from the sky and says, "Oh really? I thought you didn't believe in me!" to which the atheist replies replies, "Hey, c'mon, G-d, give me a break! Ten minutes ago, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"