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Should Dannycookie be eaten by Cookie Monster?

Sure, eat me!
5 (17.2%)
No, don't eat me!
2 (6.9%)
Dannycookie is a cake for making this thread. When he gets eaten, he'll metamorphisize into a cake rather than a cookie.
6 (20.7%)
Yes, I think Dannycookie should indeed be eaten al yadei Oogie.
2 (6.9%)
He will instead eat Mohammad and the Moon cookie.
5 (17.2%)
Maybe our resident Cookie should be banned.
9 (31%)

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Offline Dr. Dan

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #75 on: October 07, 2007, 11:40:56 PM »
As one wise guy said once, the difference that make the difference with women is indifference.

i dont' get it.
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #76 on: October 07, 2007, 11:43:46 PM »
You have to overcome your interest in a particular woman in order to:

1) Overcome the shyness, and thus talk straight,
2) Hide your hunger for women, and for this one in particular, which will trigger her interest in you as someone who is not needy and is not lacking attention from the opposite gender.
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #77 on: October 07, 2007, 11:46:02 PM »
Were being too silly!

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #78 on: October 08, 2007, 01:28:36 AM »
What the heck is this thread about?



Cookies and cake, I think.  ???
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #79 on: October 08, 2007, 01:28:58 AM »
What the heck is this thread about?



Aren't you the one who keeps changing the title?

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #80 on: October 08, 2007, 07:47:36 AM »
What happened to the real thread(s)? This was a legitimate discussion at one point.
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #81 on: October 08, 2007, 08:54:59 AM »
This thread is not appropriate for a Torah forum.



Why not create a poll on whether or not this is appropriate for a Torah forum?

So this is not appropriate. But banning everything under the sun, and engaging in the most vile and vitriolic racist lashon hora is appropriate for a torah forum? I'm no Torah scholar. But I'm pretty sure that this is not the Jewish or Torah way.
Oh brother ;D Every time I think of this post I am going to snicker to my self  people will think I am nuts all due to the above post. Exactly what racist "lashon hora" is it to speak the truth. I think it would be "lashon hora" to ignore evil and not try to do something about it. JTF is one of the most appropriate forums around. The fact that we have so many different groups all basically getting along under one banner is proof positive of that fact. It really is funny to see how people will use Torah or any other religious teaching to suite their own  whims.
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #82 on: October 08, 2007, 07:20:00 PM »
I dont know but I sure hope they are chocolate chip cookies and cheesecake:P

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #83 on: October 08, 2007, 11:35:48 PM »
Me too

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #84 on: October 08, 2007, 11:53:40 PM »
listen, i was just got kind of annoyed that some people here had the opinion that "hitting" on girls was not appropriate for this forum.  But it turns out those peoples' interpretation of "hitting on" was different from what I meant...

I have to admit, however, that what I was feeling was a sense of bitterness and frustration by some males on this forum and that's why they refused to want to talk about it.

And so out of anger and jest i posted the original poll..which yaacov took the liberty to change a little bit because he probably knew I was annoyed and was doing this in jest..so he returned the favor which was, quite frankly, a cool thing to do...my anger eased after that. :) and that's why I had nothing to respond to about eating cookies...

Rather...Cookie is my dog's name...and she can say "Ra Rav Roo"...most of you saw the youtube video already.
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #85 on: October 08, 2007, 11:55:34 PM »
WE should love our women day and night that is what I hate about valentine's Day....

Sweet thought, but not many men do it.

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #86 on: October 08, 2007, 11:58:13 PM »
Oh, seems pretty tasty to me.

Is it vanilla cake or chocolate cake?



Can I have ice cream too  :::D

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #87 on: October 09, 2007, 12:25:59 AM »
Hitting  :)on them does not mean a sexual experience.

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #88 on: October 09, 2007, 12:39:58 AM »
Hitting  :)on them does not mean a sexual experience.

No means hormone levels are up lol  ;D

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #89 on: October 09, 2007, 12:45:34 AM »
LOL.Right is right but we are humans!

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #90 on: October 09, 2007, 12:49:07 AM »
Hitting  :)on them does not mean a sexual experience.

Only if your lucky it does!  ;D
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #91 on: October 09, 2007, 12:49:54 AM »
 :laugh:

Funny!

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #92 on: October 09, 2007, 12:52:11 AM »
Eat him dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #93 on: October 09, 2007, 05:33:16 AM »
Eat him dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO! I leaving that completely ALONE!

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #94 on: October 09, 2007, 06:31:33 AM »
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE DANNYCOOKIE EAT HIS WORDS O0

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #95 on: October 09, 2007, 07:12:59 AM »
Hitting  :)on them does not mean a sexual experience.

No means hormone levels are up lol  ;D

Don't we bleed?
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #96 on: October 09, 2007, 07:13:44 AM »
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE DANNYCOOKIE EAT HIS WORDS O0

Munch munch munch...

If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #97 on: October 09, 2007, 08:58:10 AM »