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Offline ChabadKahanist

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My grandaughter asked me if I am a midget
« on: October 03, 2023, 07:46:43 AM »
My son in law & grandsons are tall & well I am short so she asked me in Hebrew if I was a midget I told her I am really an alien from the planet Krypton but lets keep that between us in any case my daughter,son in law & grandsons thought it was funny but my wife wasn't amused
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Re: My grandaughter asked me if I am a midget
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2023, 08:31:43 AM »
If you're short, you will never date the Aryan Mondjugendunterführerin.
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Re: My grandaughter asked me if I am a midget
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2023, 09:19:58 AM »
Quote from: Hrvatski Noahid on October 03, 2023, 08:31:43 AM
If you're short, you will never date the Aryan Mondjugendunterführerin.
At my age I won't be dating anybody besides I am happily married
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Re: My grandaughter asked me if I am a midget
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2023, 03:02:21 PM »
Shorter than a southern Chinaman?
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Re: My grandaughter asked me if I am a midget
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2023, 03:41:18 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on October 03, 2023, 03:02:21 PM
Shorter than a southern Chinaman?
How short is that?
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Offline Dan Ben Noah

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Re: My grandaughter asked me if I am a midget
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2023, 09:59:35 PM »
I think midgets are actually offended by the term "midget" nowadays.  They prefer the term "munchkin", which is even weirder than midget.  Kind of like black people are now demanding to be called people of collards.  It's hard to keep up.  The slurs are much easier to remember.
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