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Title: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Christian Zionist on August 27, 2006, 02:23:48 PM

muslims and ham
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 What do you call a muslim with a slice of ham on his head?

Hamed

And a muslim with 2 slices of ham on his head?

mohammed 
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muslims and computer viruses:

Has anyone heard of the latest virus that attacks your computer called the Muslim virus?
Answer: It always starts out as a minority, an begins by telling the user it is a "peaceful virus". Next they acquire numbers and expect the user to give all the backup it demands, and if the user does not do so, it calls the user: "racist".

After they have got so numerous, they insist on taking over every software in the computer. If you do not give in to their demands, they will either take one software hostage every hour and kill one every hour or else they will send their "suicide bomb" format to attack your software. They threaten to kill any software that tries to leave its control once they have acquired it. It always declares jihad everytime.

The worst format that this virus uses is the "suicide bomb" format. This means that it blows itself up as well as any software it comes into contact with. The process of this always results in the destruction of your computer.

The motto of the virus is this: "We are a peaceful virus, but if you will not believe us, we will take hostages every hour and send our suicide bomb format until you do."
 

(By the way muslims are masters in writing destructive computer virus programs!)
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scene...a junk shop.


Looking around at the junk, a man notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He took it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?" "Twelve bucks for the rat, one hundred bucks for the story," said the owner. The man gave the man twelve bucks. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him down the street. This was disconcerting, he began walking faster. But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing . He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Bay, and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after it, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," said the owner, "you have come back for the story?"
"No," said the man, I came back to see if you have a bronze muslim.


 


Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: cjd on August 27, 2006, 05:01:34 PM
I have to say that rat "tale" was excellent if only the solution was that easy!!
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: takebackourtemple on August 31, 2006, 11:32:20 PM

muslims and ham
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 What do you call a muslim with a slice of ham on his head?

Hamed

And a muslim with 2 slices of ham on his head?

mohammed 

And a bisexual muslim with 2 slices of ham on his head?

bihammed
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 01, 2006, 08:36:43 AM
Islam is against homosexuality as much as Christianity and Judaism are, so your bihammed thing doesn't really make sense.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: yephora on September 01, 2006, 09:56:40 AM
It's a punny play on words, silly, and as such it makes perfect sense.

As will this:

3 slices of ham that keep falling off his head?
triagainhammed
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Scriabin on September 01, 2006, 10:32:42 AM

 What do you call a muslim with a slice of ham on his head?

Hamed

And a muslim with 2 slices of ham on his head?

mohammed 



Beautiful.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: MasterWolf1 on September 02, 2006, 06:31:48 PM
Muzzies are joke on their own its easy to laugh at them. I mean think about it when they pray their heads are in the sand their asses out maybe through there ass they rip out the falafel gas to call upon Allah.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: takebackourtemple on September 02, 2006, 10:08:26 PM
Islam is against homosexuality as much as Christianity and Judaism are, so your bihammed thing doesn't really make sense.

   Are you crazy? The only homosexuality that Islam condemns is when it is between two women. Why do you think Yassir Arafat died of AIDS?
Title: more anti-muslim jokes - A Jew reading an arab newspaper
Post by: Christian Zionist on September 02, 2006, 11:46:23 PM

 A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading a Middle East Arabic newspaper.
 A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader: "Moshe, haveyou lost your mind?

Why are you reading an Arabic newspaper?" Moshe replied: "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted worldwide , Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arabic newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!".


osama in paradise
Osama made his way to the Pearly Gates. He was greeted by George Washington who yelled "How dare you attack the nation I helped to conceive!" slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry was next and said "You wanted to end American's liberty, so they gave you death" and punched Osama in the face. James Madison came up next and said "This is why I allowed the federal Government to provide for the common defense" and kicked Osama in the groin. Osama was the subject of similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 67 other people who have the same love for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. As Osama writhed in agony on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picked him up and hurled him back to the gates to be judged. While Osama awaited his turn he screamed "this is not what I was promised." An angel replied "I don't know what you expected, you were told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you."
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 04, 2006, 03:02:03 PM
about that last one: Osama in Paradise:

its so ironic isnt it: http://www.greenleft.org.au/back/2001/465/465p15.htm
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: gentilerighteous on September 04, 2006, 06:15:32 PM
sept 11, 2041 NYC


A 52 year old man is walking holding his 9 year odl grand daughters hand and they are walking down the streets of New York City. They Come upon the spot where the twin towers once stood, and in its place are triplet towers, 2000 feet tall each.
And there is a plaque
On this Spot , On September 11, 2001, The World Changed forever to never again be the same, Here at at the Pentagon In Washington DC, 2996 Brave Souls Gave their lives in a heinous and despicable act. These Triplet Towers are erected in their beloved memory."
Little Girl looked at her grandpa "Whats this?"
He said hunny, it wsa 40 years ago, I was 12 years old, I remember 9-11 youve read that in American and World History, havent you? It was on that awful day that Arabs bombed the towers taht once stood here."
Little Girl looked at her grandpa.
"Grandpa?"
"Yes dear?"
"Whats an arab?"

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 04, 2006, 07:45:43 PM
Islam is against homosexuality as much as Christianity and Judaism are, so your bihammed thing doesn't really make sense.

   Are you crazy? The only homosexuality that Islam condemns is when it is between two women. Why do you think Yassir Arafat died of AIDS?
Sorry, I was only stating what I beleived to be the case.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 04, 2006, 07:53:51 PM
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Are you crazy? The only homosexuality that Islam condemns is when it is between two women. Why do you think Yassir Arafat died of AIDS?
Show me.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: takebackourtemple on September 04, 2006, 07:55:13 PM
Apology accepted.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: takebackourtemple on September 04, 2006, 08:05:02 PM
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Are you crazy? The only homosexuality that Islam condemns is when it is between two women. Why do you think Yassir Arafat died of AIDS?
Show me.

Just a quick search. This is the first thing that showed up.

SURA LII:24

"And there shall wait on them [the Muslim men] young boys of their own, as fair as virgin pearls."

SURA LXXVI:19

"They shall be attended by boys graced with eternal youth, who will seem like scattered pearls to the beholders."
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes - homosexuality in islam
Post by: Christian Zionist on September 04, 2006, 08:19:58 PM


 
The Koran contradicts itself on the topic of homosexuality like in many other issues

 The following verses state that homosexuality is forbidden.

(Koran 4:16)
If two men among you is guilty of lewdness, punish
them both...

(Koran 27:55)
Would ye really approach men in your lusts rather
than Women? Nay, ye are a people (grossly) ignorant!

Now the verses below are in clear contradiction of the above verses.

(Koran 52:24)
Round about them will serve, to them, boys
(handsome) as pearls well-guarded.

(Koran 56:17)
Round about them will serve boys of perpetual
freshness.

(Koran 76:19)
And round about them will serve boys of perpetual
freshness: if thou seest them, thou wouldst think
them scattered pearls.

Mohammed could not make up his mind about Sodomy. He prohibits it on earth, but then he says that Muslims can enjoy homosexuality in Paradise. It is a well established fact that many famous Muslims were practicing homosexuals who looked towards the Koran to justify their actions. For example, Babar, the moghul king was madly in love with a young boy named Baburi. Kuttubuddin Aibak, another Muslim ruler of India used to dress up as a woman and dance in a vulgar manner.

Another example is Abu Nuwas--one of the greatest poets in Arabic language writes in the Perfumed Garden:

O the joy of sodomy! So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle standing to her mate.

-A lad whom all can see girt with sword and belt
not like your whore who has to go veiled.

Make for smooth-faced boys and do your very best
to mount them, for women are the mounts of the devils.

There are other such poems by Abu Nuwas and others which are more graphic in glorifying homosexuality and lesbianism
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 04, 2006, 08:23:13 PM
One thing I ask of you. Please, do not confuse love, and lust. Love, is a wonderful thing, one of God's greatest gifts to mankind. Lust is an evil thing that comes straight from Satan.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Christian Zionist on September 04, 2006, 08:35:18 PM
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Are you crazy? The only homosexuality that Islam condemns is when it is between two women. Why do you think Yassir Arafat died of AIDS?
Show me.

Khaan,

Hear (read) it from the horse's mouth! - Takebackourtemple is right!


http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/quran/004.qmt.html#004.015

004.015
YUSUFALI: If any of your women are guilty of lewdness, Take the evidence of four (Reliable) witnesses from amongst you against them; and if they testify, confine them to houses until death do claim them, or Allah ordain for them some (other) way.
PICKTHAL: As for those of your women who are guilty of lewdness, call to witness four of you against them. And if they testify (to the truth of the allegation) then confine them to the houses until death take them or (until) Allah appoint for them a way (through new legislation).
SHAKIR: And as for those who are guilty of an indecency from among your women, call to witnesses against them four (witnesses) from among you; then if they bear witness confine them to the houses until death takes them away or Allah opens some way for them.

004.016
YUSUFALI: If two men among you are guilty of lewdness, punish them both. If they repent and amend, Leave them alone; for Allah is Oft-returning, Most Merciful.
PICKTHAL: And as for the two of you who are guilty thereof, punish them both. And if they repent and improve, then let them be. Lo! Allah is ever relenting, Merciful.
SHAKIR: And as for the two who are guilty of indecency from among you, give them both a punishment; then if they repent and amend, turn aside from them; surely Allah is Oft-returning (to mercy), the Merciful.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 04, 2006, 08:47:08 PM
ok, ok, i'll check it out with my annotated version and get back to you.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 05, 2006, 09:44:01 AM
Speaking on this topic previously, khaan said that the whole 72 virgins was a mistranslation, and it was actually meant to mean 72 white raisins. I personally don't see how white raisins can really be a reward of any kind... Especially 72 as a reward for all eternity, you're going to eat them on the first day there...
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Shlomo on September 05, 2006, 11:35:48 AM
Ya... but we are talking 72 REALLY HUGE raisins that kind of look like Naomi Campbell.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 05, 2006, 02:02:27 PM
Just to clarify, the reason why this mistranslation can exist, is that the orriginal koran was written with all the vowels ommitted, and the words for white raisin and virgin have the same consonants in arabic, just the vowels are different.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: yephora on September 05, 2006, 03:10:08 PM
In that case one would interpret the word according to the context and its use in parallel passages in the Qu'ran.

So ask yourself, which translation makes more sense according to context: virgins, or white raisins? Are there parallel, or similar, passages where a specific number of 'white raisins' are mentioned as a reward in the afterlife?

No?

Then the obvious, correct translation is virgins.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 05, 2006, 03:14:08 PM
Another point, as the koran was written with the vowels missed out, and therefore many words can have more than one meaning, it is ncredibly ambiguous, would any text from God be as ambiguous as that?
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: yephora on September 05, 2006, 03:19:37 PM
The Hebrew Bible also was written without any vowels. The same principles of interpretation apply.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 05, 2006, 04:16:52 PM
Drat... I was looking for an extra way to discredit Islam...
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: yephora on September 05, 2006, 04:29:56 PM
You want ways that can't be refuted, and there are plenty: from historical inaccuracies to contradictions to a Satan-driven hatred of Jews and Christians.

Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 05, 2006, 04:59:42 PM
You want ways that can't be refuted, and there are plenty: from historical inaccuracies to contradictions to a Satan-driven hatred of Jews and Christians.
I know, it's just that every little helps...
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 06, 2006, 02:37:23 PM
On this white raisins thing:
I've just realised thats a load o nonsense when I decided to look up the words for white raison and virgin - completely different.

Of course, it doesnt say that the virgins are used for sexual purposes. Anyone who gets into heaven, at least, probably wont use them that way. It says in the quran (soz, forgotten number) that they are for company and conversation and pure things

Yephora: in reply to your signature: click here (http://www.stephen-knapp.com/christian_terrorism_in_northeast_india.htm) and here (http://atheism.about.com/library/FAQs/christian/blfaq_viol_index.htm) and here (http://www.sullivan-county.com/id4/jt.htm)
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 06, 2006, 02:42:08 PM
If your going to say that the nazis were christians just get out.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 06, 2006, 02:49:46 PM
They well have been nominal christians. That doesnt mean they believe in the stuff jesus said.

And if you cant take it, why dont you get out?
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 06, 2006, 02:51:00 PM
You were the one who posted a site that suggested that that the nazis were christians, not me.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 06, 2006, 02:55:04 PM
just because some guy writes something doesnt mean I agree with him. they were nominal christians, yes, but does that make them true christians?
likewise with terrorists: they read some verses and ignore others that promote peace. although they call themselves muslims, i wouldnt consider it so (and neither would the rest of my sect and most muslims)
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 06, 2006, 03:13:13 PM
They weren't even nominal christians don't link to such rubbish, Hitler attempted to destroy chrisitainity, but it was too powerful an influence, so he left it in place and attempted to control it instead, but at the same time he also set up a religion that he created called the German faith movement, that involved worshipping the sun. (Now are you wishing you took history last year?)
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 06, 2006, 03:16:16 PM
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(Now are you wishing you took history last year?)
Actually no, that stuff still bores me (most european history does)

and btw, fair enough.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 06, 2006, 03:29:53 PM
So don't link to such websites from now on. Read the site you're going to link to, and check it's factually correct before linking to it.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: yephora on September 06, 2006, 05:02:01 PM
Khaan wrote: Yephora: in reply to your signature: click here and here and here

You send me to a lying atheist site and expect to be taken seriously? Puh-leeza.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: MasterWolf1 on September 06, 2006, 06:24:06 PM
Hey Muzzie maybe you can explain this.  How come not one Muslim in that cult called Islam ever showed any true heart felt sympathy about Sept. 11, 2001?  I have never heard one apology from Islamic pigs for that. Infact want to see how they really feel about killing the infidels? Show me where Islam is peacefull?

Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: takebackourtemple on September 06, 2006, 08:21:48 PM
   Of course, it doesnt say that the virgins are used for sexual purposes. Anyone who gets into heaven, at least, probably wont use them that way.

Yeah right!!!

  It says in the quran (soz, forgotten number) that they are for company and conversation and pure things

and plowing as you choose.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 07, 2006, 10:39:55 AM
@ yephora: are you implying that atheists lie or that that particular article was a lie?
besides, it may be the truth. how do  you know its definitely not a lie.
you also seem to imply that because I read an atheists site i am not meant to be taken seriously.
wtf?

@ masterwolf: first of all, my alius here is khaan not muzzie. next time you (or anyone else) calls me that expecting answers, i just wont reply.
secondly: http://www.muhajabah.com/otherscondemn.php
2. a verse from the quran:
"that person who kills one person, it is as if he has killed the entire mankind."
I'm sure there are more, but thats the main one that condemns killing people. It also proves my point that the verses which you seem to picked out are either metaphors or out of context.

@takebackourtemple: show me where it says : "and for plowing as you choose."
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 07, 2006, 12:01:29 PM
From my point of view, it merely shows that there are many contradictions in your book.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: NeverMore on September 07, 2006, 12:12:18 PM
@ yephora: are you implying that atheists lie or that that particular article was a lie?
besides, it may be the truth. how do  you know its definitely not a lie.
you also seem to imply that because I read an atheists site i am not meant to be taken seriously.
wtf?

@ masterwolf: first of all, my alius here is khaan not muzzie. next time you (or anyone else) calls me that expecting answers, i just wont reply.
secondly: http://www.muhajabah.com/otherscondemn.php
2. a verse from the quran:
"that person who kills one person, it is as if he has killed the entire mankind."
I'm sure there are more, but thats the main one that condemns killing people. It also proves my point that the verses which you seem to picked out are either metaphors or out of context.

@takebackourtemple: show me where it says : "and for plowing as you choose."

come on stop this "metaphor" nonsense, you just go and every verse that says kill all infidels you say its a metaphor. well, i can claim all the verses like the one you showed here saying not to kill- they are metaphors. i can claim that they regard only muslims. that is- killing muslims is bad, but the non- muslims, you can crush their skulls at free will. get it? its extremely hypocrite to hold this method of metaphores. i think that also you are a metaphor to the whole so called "moderate" islam. claim that the quran is so peaceful and muzzies are so nice, even condemning terror here and there (notice however, there is always a but- terror is bad, but Israel brought it on herself- for example). all of this, while preparing the next strike the next blow.

not that i dont believe there arent a couple of good muslims, that really went astray from your religion- maybe you are even one of them. im speaking about islam as a whole, and i dont care if even one percent of muslims dont want my country destroyed.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 07, 2006, 12:58:05 PM
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come on stop this "metaphor" nonsense,
That's what I believe. If someone states that Islam is violent thats what I tell them. If someone asks me about a particular verse saying "what does it mean" then chances are thats what Id tell them.
Theyre not metaphors for anything though. the ahmadiyaat has published an extremely large interpretation and commentary on the quran stating what it is a metaphor for, etc, etc.

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if even one percent of muslims dont want my country destroyed.
yes, but from the view i get from this site, it appears you want that "one percent" dead in a massive genocide as well.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: NeverMore on September 07, 2006, 01:23:39 PM
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yes, but from the view i get from this site, it appears you want that "one percent" dead in a massive genocide as well.

no genocide, im only saying that i wont become friends with a family of terrorists even if one son says terror is bad and means it. for example- i have a muslim im in good relations with in university, but i wouldnt feel safe coming to eat shawarma with his family in his village. understand?
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 07, 2006, 02:23:28 PM
i get it.
but what if his family [changes view and] thinks terrorism is bad and means it? would you become friends then?
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: NeverMore on September 07, 2006, 02:29:13 PM
i would become friends with any logic rational peaceful group of people. however, if arabs will continue to see Jews only as "yahud" and "Sahayuni" that would never be possible. notice im speaking here of arabs as a group, understanding that there are people like you among them who arent so cruel.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 07, 2006, 02:38:55 PM
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understanding that there are people like you among them who arent so cruel.
Indian. not arab.

personally in the ME im not a great fan of what ive seen of arabs - for the reasons you've mentioned
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: NeverMore on September 07, 2006, 02:48:23 PM
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understanding that there are people like you among them who arent so cruel.
Indian. not arab.

personally in the ME im not a great fan of what ive seen of arabs - for the reasons you've mentioned

didnt know you're Indian, sorry. however, as a group, it doesnt matter much in the terms i mentioned, because look at iran for example- arabs? no. muslims? sure. nazis? oh yes.

but now you live in US, right?
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 07, 2006, 02:55:15 PM
He lives in the UK actually, we're friends off the internet.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 07, 2006, 03:00:22 PM
the iranian govmt essentially is a foreign arab occupation. however, the ppl hate it. heres a site essentially dedicated to the support of toppling the crazy ayatollahs (again, of which i am a member of): http://activistchat.com or something similar.

similar things can be said for pakistan (to a lesser extent) and afghanistan, however, there, i havent seen as much of an anti-govmnt attitude.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: NeverMore on September 07, 2006, 03:12:05 PM
the iranian govmt essentially is a foreign arab occupation. however, the ppl hate it. heres a site essentially dedicated to the support of toppling the crazy ayatollahs (again, of which i am a member of): http://activistchat.com or something similar.

similar things can be said for pakistan (to a lesser extent) and afghanistan, however, there, i havent seen as much of an anti-govmnt attitude.

i'm rather sure (hehe, im sure 101%) that 99.99% of iranians and other arabs or other muslims dont want Israel to exist as a Jewish state in Eretz Israel. lets be realistic!
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 07, 2006, 03:24:04 PM
All the memberss of the site he just provided a link to, other than himself, hate Islam.

Here's a quote from a member there:

Quote from: AmirN
Let’s compare, shall we:


Cigarettes----------------------------------------Islam


Kills you slowly--------------------------------Kills you slowly, or quickly
A “no no”---------------------------------------A big “no no”
Rots your lungs--------------------------------Rots your brain
Makes you feel cool---------------------------Gives you delusional feelings of grandeur
Adds to life enjoyment------------------------Sucks the fun out of life
Forced into it by peer pressure--------------Forced into it by a sword-wielding murderer
Increases premiums for life insurance------Cannot obtain life insurance
Promoted by false advertising----------------Promoted by false advertising
You smell like smoke---------------------------You smell like smoke (always burning flags)
Fire hazard---------------------------------------Fire hazard
Always needs more victims--------------------Always needs more victims
Camel used for advertising--------------------Camel used during advertising
Used as currency in jails-----------------------Uses you as currency in jails
Causes cancer-----------------------------------Is a cancer
No longer allowed on planes------------------No longer allowed on planes


You be the judge.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: khaan on September 07, 2006, 03:28:53 PM
i dont know about other arabs and muslims, but im almost certain that the iranians like israel.

you should have seen the responses i got on their forum when i said israel went OTT in beyrut ... ouch ....

The forum has some pretty good stuff. I reckon the Iranian govmnt's probably the main benefactor of terrorism in the world, so toppling them would bring huge advances in Western-Iranian relationships and may also eradicate a serious threat to both Israel (even though I reckon Ahmadinejads a monkey who talks much but doesnt act), the western world, and religious minorities (in Iran, only jews, christians, zoroastrians and muslims are allowed to EXIST - bahais are persecuted and presumably theyd do worse things than pakistan to ahmadis).
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: Rhuan on September 07, 2006, 03:49:55 PM
Remember, none of the iranians on that forum are muslims, many of them live in the USA, having fled Iran to escape persecution.
Title: Re: anti-muslim jokes
Post by: MasterWolf1 on September 07, 2006, 08:09:53 PM
Islam pure and simple is for weak minded ignoramous creatures.  They are not humans.  What kind of mother would send her own child to blow up?  Sick..Absolutly sick