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The Worldwide Crisis of Islam => The Truth About Islam => Topic started by: MasterWolf1 on August 13, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
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there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup
3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun
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there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup
3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun
:::D
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Mahmoud Porgie, pudding and pie, had Allah caught in his eye, he got tangled up by his rag, and the world found out Mohammed was a fag
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there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup
3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun
Fatima had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow, he pood on the koran cause even he knows
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Mohammed be nimble Mohammed be quick, he ended up marrying a 9 year old chick
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How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
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How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
Dress her up as a goat.
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By giving the camel viagra?
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rub a dub dub, 3 camels in a tub, hey at least they are clean, Mohammed how ever has vapors coming out in the air it shows green
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By giving the camel viagra?
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What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
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By giving the camel viagra?
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What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
Have you started beating your wife yet?
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Now thats good
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Fatima walks into a bar
and the bar tender asks
so whats your poison
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Fatima walks into a bar
and the bar tender asks
so whats your poison
:::D Probably camel dung stuck in her teeth!
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What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!
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What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!
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Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"
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Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
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What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!
Muslim Bumper Stickers:
If you don’t like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center
Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay.
My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student
0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.
What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?
My boss is a 1300 year old pedophile
Baby Terrorist On Board
Proud parent of Suicide Bomber!
Honk if you Beat your Wife
Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
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Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.
hole in the ground toilet
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Mohammed be nimble Mohammed be quick, he ended up marrying a 9 year old chick
These are all great
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What does the sign say above the nursery in a muslim maternity ward?
“Live ammunition.”
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Clinton was in sympathy with the Palis cause he thought the Gaza Strip was where all the wild interns hung out
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What’s the definition of a virgin in England Any female under the age of eighteen.
What’s the definition of a virgin in France?
Any female under the age of sixteen.
What’s the definition of a virgin in the Middle East?
Any camel that can run faster than an Muslim.
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How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? Non they blame the Christians and Jews for sending them lightbulbs
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Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.
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Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.
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Q:What's a Muslim's girlfriend like?
A: She has hooves, horns, a beard and likes to eat everything in sight.
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What do you call a muslim woman going for an abortion?..........A crime stopper
Whats black and brown weights 75lbs and looks good on a muslim?...........A Doberman
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Now thats good
Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....
Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!
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Now thats good
Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....
Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!
Dox THATS GREAT!!!!!!
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Now thats good
Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....
Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!
Dox THATS GREAT!!!!!!
;)
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Now thats good
Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....
Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!
:::D
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Now thats good
Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....
Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!
:::D
Thanks :) Shalom from Dox
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:::D
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A Sat Nigh Special in Egypt: Wild Turkey and 2 camels in an open tent
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Now thats good
Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....
Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!
:::D
Here is another one .......... Mecca's Domes are falling down...falling down....falling down......Mecca's domes are falling down ....Statue of Liberty is my fair Lady !
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there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup
3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun
:::D
lmao :::D
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Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.
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Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.
Q: What do you call a swimming Muslim?
A. A WET RAG !
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Twinkle Twinkle little star, Mohammed worshipped you from a far, his 4 wives wearing burka and all, got lashings when didn't hear Mohammed's call.
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Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.
Q: What do you call a swimming Muslim?
A. A WET RAG !
Good one. I have another.
A:What do you call an Arab who is illegally 'living' in Israel?
Q: A SAND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Twinkle Twinkle little star, Mohammed worshipped you from a far, his 4 wives wearing burka and all, got lashings when didn't hear Mohammed's call.
Wolf !!! :::D
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Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.
Q: What do you call a swimming Muslim?
A. A WET RAG !
Good one. I have another.
A:What do you call an Arab who is illegally 'living' in Israel?
Q: A SAND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
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Twinkle Twinkle little star, Mohammed worshipped you from a far, his 4 wives wearing burka and all, got lashings when didn't hear Mohammed's call.
Wee Willy Obama runs through the town....upstairs and downstairs in his islamic nightgown....rapping at the mosque....crying through the lock...are the muzzies in their tents....now it's 8 o clock!