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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kiwi on December 17, 2007, 01:51:26 AM
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I being keeping off the Aussies jokes 8;)
^-^ you are temping me newman ^-^
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What's an Aussie males idea of foreplay?
Breathing.
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What's an Aussie males idea of foreplay?
Breathing.
I thought it was...."You awake, Luv?"
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What's an Aussie males idea of foreplay?
Breathing.
I thought it was...."You awake, Luv?"
Or "can you roll over?"
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What's an Aussie males idea of foreplay?
Breathing.
I thought it was...."You awake, Luv?"
Or "can you roll over?"
What's negro foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, b*tch!"
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How to satisfy an Aussie man, One pair of tongs, one BBQ, snags and a six pack of beer ^-^
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Aussie bloke in a bar:
Bloke: "Hello Darling. Buy you a drink?"
Woman: "You're wasting your time. I'm a lesbian."
Bloke: "So what part of Lesbia are you from?"
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I have to split this off into a joke thread I reckon :::D
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(http://www.pollymorgan.com/images/black-sheep-poster.jpg)
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That movie looks like something the Goodies would have come up with. :::D
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I have not seen it yet but its won a few awards, I have seen the trailers, this naked sheep biting this guys neck.
Almost sounds kinky ^-^
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(http://www.pollymorgan.com/images/black-sheep-poster.jpg)
they're angry at the Springboks for taking the cup O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 :::D
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Well we thought it would be nice if they won something, because if not they would never play with us again :::D
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Well we thought it would be nice if they won something, because if not they would never play with us again :::D
yes........enjoy them ,for now.....we shall talk again when we have REAL rugby players :P :D
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Well we thought it would be nice if they won something, because if not they would never play with us again :::D
yes........enjoy them ,for now.....we shall talk again when we have REAL rugby players :P :D
The Springboks have alot of history they need to live up too. It makes life interesting thats for sure. ;)
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ja! And also, these days it's all about the money. The good ol days, remember those, where it was about the game....it will return! O0
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ja! And also, these days it's all about the money. The good ol days, remember those, where it was about the game....it will return! O0
I hope so its something our countries need, its apart of us.
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ja! And also, these days it's all about the money. The good ol days, remember those, where it was about the game....it will return! O0
I hope so its something our countries need, its apart of us.
indeed REAL men, not action figures :::D :::D
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Yes and Not boys :::D Only good sport has a blood rule ^-^
Real men being super manly, grrrrrrrrr :D
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Yes and Not boys :::D Only good sport has a blood rule ^-^
Real men being super manly, grrrrrrrrr :D
:::D A rare occurence in australia though :::D :::D :::D (jk!!!!!!)
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Yes and Not boys :::D Only good sport has a blood rule ^-^
Real men being super manly, grrrrrrrrr :D
:::D A rare occurence in australia though :::D :::D :::D (jk!!!!!!)
Very rare :::D
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Yes and Not boys :::D Only good sport has a blood rule ^-^
Real men being super manly, grrrrrrrrr :D
:::D A rare occurence in australia though :::D :::D :::D (jk!!!!!!)
Very rare :::D
:::D :::D (jk!!!!)
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I am not, thats why my future Mr Infidel is NOT Australian 8;)
But he will be converted. O0
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So he will be coming to live in aus?
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Hahahaa I say yes ^-^
I have Property here. And he has two years left before he retires, and I want to raise my babies in Australia not the US.
I never asked him once to be an Aussie its his choice. O0
We have to deal with the US problem :::D
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Hahahaa I say yes ^-^
I have Property here. And he has two years left before he retires, and I want to raise my babies in Australia not the US.
I never asked him once to be an Aussie its his choice. O0
We have to deal with the US problem :::D
2 years ok. Does he atleast get leave or something to come visit, it's an awfull long time-but then again, love knows no borders hey :)
Oh yes, things casn get a bit hectic in the USA-not that the future looks too bright in oz, but hey, he's a Navy man-he'll look after you ;)
No no, he has to become KIWI! No good when it's rugby season, you'll confuse the poor man :::D :::D
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He is meant to be here now, but as normal the terrorist are playing up and the mullahs running a muck his leave is not meant to be.
Now I have to wait until March or April next year of a 12 hour pass. :-\
Yes Navy is the best :::D
Funny you should say that, because I am thinking of returning back to my homeland, I never intend of living in the US long term.
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He is meant to be here now, but as normal the terrorist are playing up and the mullahs running a muck his leave is not meant to be.
Now I have to wait until March or April next year of a 12 hour pass. :-\
Yes Navy is the best :::D
Funny you should say that, because I am thinking of returning back to my homeland, I never intend of living in the US long term.
oh im sorry to hear that :( and above that, only 12 hours :-\.
Well, atleast you can say youre married to a HERO, Infidel! Someone that has fought the devils. O0
I can't blame you for wanting to go back to NZ O0 :::D :::D :::D :::D (jk!)
(all the bloody crime and mullahs....)
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Yes indeed Boere he is a HERO O0 :)
Anyway the thing is the ship might dock in Perth :::D I have to get my bod over there just for the 12 hours :::D
Last US Navy ship had to dock 45 minutes out, and not in Perth its self.
Will be interesting.
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Yes indeed Boere he is a HERO O0 :)
Anyway the thing is the ship might dock in Perth :::D I have to get my bod over there just for the 12 hours :::D
Last US Navy ship had to dock 45 minutes out, and not in Perth its self.
Will be interesting.
haha, all the way in Perth. Ja last time, they had an aircraft carrier here in Perth, and went to waatch-a magnificent sight!!! It did mess-up the radios of Perth though :::D
So why did they have to dock out in the ocean? ???
oh well, bring hubby for a cuppa hey, if he's in perth O0
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Yes indeed Boere he is a HERO O0 :)
Anyway the thing is the ship might dock in Perth :::D I have to get my bod over there just for the 12 hours :::D
Last US Navy ship had to dock 45 minutes out, and not in Perth its self.
Will be interesting.
haha, all the way in Perth. Ja last time, they had an aircraft carrier here in Perth, and went to waatch-a magnificent sight!!! It did mess-up the radios of Perth though :::D
So why did they have to dock out in the ocean? ???
oh well, bring hubby for a cuppa hey, if he's in perth O0
LOL they had to dock out because the hull of the ship was too big. And Australian coast Guards put the restrict on it.
And since my fella is on the USS Boxer which is much bigger no way they can dock. Sydney yes because the Kittyhawk managed it. Melbourne is questionable.
Hobart yes that is a go.
A cuppa no worries that's if you are still there :::D
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Yes indeed Boere he is a HERO O0 :)
Anyway the thing is the ship might dock in Perth :::D I have to get my bod over there just for the 12 hours :::D
Last US Navy ship had to dock 45 minutes out, and not in Perth its self.
Will be interesting.
haha, all the way in Perth. Ja last time, they had an aircraft carrier here in Perth, and went to waatch-a magnificent sight!!! It did mess-up the radios of Perth though :::D
So why did they have to dock out in the ocean? ???
oh well, bring hubby for a cuppa hey, if he's in perth O0
LOL they had to dock out because the hull of the ship was too big. And Australian coast Guards put the restrict on it.
And since my fella is on the USS Boxer which is much bigger no way they can dock. Sydney yes because the Kittyhawk managed it. Melbourne is questionable.
Hobart yes that is a go.
A cuppa no worries that's if you are still there :::D
Oh i see.
Say, the USS Boxer, is that the the helicopter carrier one?
Oh, i reckon id still be here :( .......oh Afrika.....
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http://www.boxer.navy.mil/default.aspx
(http://www.boxer.navy.mil/Site%20Images/boxer-ariel.gif)
She is a pretty we thing ;)
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http://www.boxer.navy.mil/default.aspx
(http://www.boxer.navy.mil/Site%20Images/boxer-ariel.gif)
She is a pretty we thing ;)
sure is!!!
Looks like harriers on the far side?
Im assuming the runway is too short for aircraft to land and take off?
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She is a Wasp-class amphibious assault ship, carrys up to 42 helicopters. I don't think she was ever designed for planes.
She is about 850 foot there abouts, can't quite remember :-[
I am not sure if they are Harriers but it looks like it.
I will ask my fella next time we chat. :-\
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Oh i see. When they say amphibious for a carrier, eh...what do they mean by that :D Propably the choopers in that respect?
Those are definitely Harriers
So how does he like living on a carrier?
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He hates it at the minute wants to be here.
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He hates it at the minute wants to be here.
yes yes of course. Ag poor man. I feel sorry for him...don't worry he'll appreciate you soooooooo much more O0 :)
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He hates it at the minute wants to be here.
yes yes of course. Ag poor man. I feel sorry for him...don't worry he'll appreciate you soooooooo much more O0 :)
;D thats the plan ;)