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Torah and Jewish Idea => Torah and Jewish Idea => Topic started by: Kiwi on November 11, 2007, 07:28:04 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
I had this posted on my forum and thought I would share.
I hope it brings a smile to some people.
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That was really funny :::D I'm going to watch it again :)
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I love it too I spreading it about the sites I visit :)
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Yacov you are a cat man? I would of thought you wont of liked animals. Well we learn everyday.
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Yacov you are a cat man? I would of thought you wont of liked animals. Well we learn everyday.
Yakov loves cats and so do I.
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Yacov you are a cat man? I would of thought you wont of liked animals. Well we learn everyday.
Yakov loves cats and so do I.
Scriabin loves cats and so do I. ;)
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You guys do know about Kitlers right? That's kittens that look like Hitler. :::D
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboardbest.pl?8:9
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2245/kitler289df5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/4328/kitler1225hz5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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That is the funniest site 8;)
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Yes, it makes fun of cats and Hitler all at the same time! ;D
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I'm a dog person myself, I like the unconditional loyalty, and enthusiastic love dogs give, I get enough cat-like abuse from girlfriends. ;D
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I have cats and dogs and many animals :)
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JTF loves cats, and so do I ;)
In fact, Ive got FOUR cats at the moment! ::) O0 :::D
btw, love your signature infidel(evil cat :::D) :::D
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I'm a dog person myself, I like the unconditional loyalty, and enthusiastic love dogs give, I get enough cat-like abuse from girlfriends. ;D
:::D :::D :::D
very true
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JTF loves cats, and so do I ;)
In fact, Ive got FOUR cats at the moment! ::) O0 :::D
btw, love your signature infidel(evil cat :::D) :::D
Thats my Luxor he is totally deaf
Click the pic you might like Pip and Luxor lol
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/Ockiwi/th_dogs063.jpg) (http://s54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/Ockiwi/?action=view¤t=0022e250.pbw)
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I have a dog and cat, I don't have a picture of my cat but here this is my dog..
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee128/MasterWolf1/Saber.jpg)
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I have a dog and cat, I don't have a picture of my cat but here this is my dog..
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee128/MasterWolf1/Saber.jpg)
Aww he is cute :)
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that's a very nice family you have there! O0
that's a super dooperly beautiful cat! wow!
haha, funny slideshow...blame it on the kids eh! :::D
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This is Beethoven my puppy he is a cat's dog ;)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/th_47874163.jpg) (http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/?action=view¤t=47874163.pbr)
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I have a dog and cat, I don't have a picture of my cat but here this is my dog..
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee128/MasterWolf1/Saber.jpg)
That's a beautiful dog wolf O0
I love dogs too by the way. ESPECIALLY German Shephards! theire O0
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This is Beethoven my puppy he is a cat's dog ;)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/th_47874163.jpg) (http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/?action=view¤t=47874163.pbr)
:::D bullcat jr. but seriously, is that your cat or dog? Im guessing cat O0
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This is Beethoven my puppy he is a cat's dog ;)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/th_47874163.jpg) (http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/?action=view¤t=47874163.pbr)
:::D bullcat jr. but seriously, is that your cat or dog? Im guessing cat O0
:-X ;) :::D
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This is Beethoven my puppy he is a cat's dog ;)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/th_47874163.jpg) (http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/?action=view¤t=47874163.pbr)
:::D bullcat jr. but seriously, is that your cat or dog? Im guessing cat O0
:-X ;) :::D
haha. Looks quite though! And i love his name!
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that's a very nice family you have there! O0
that's a super dooperly beautiful cat! wow!
haha, funny slideshow...blame it on the kids eh! :::D
Those two are so naughty at times :::D
Heres some other of my babies. ^-^
Click the pic. O0
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/Ockiwi/th_dogs009.jpg) (http://s54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/Ockiwi/?action=view¤t=d358028f.pbw)
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This is Beethoven my puppy he is a cat's dog ;)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/th_47874163.jpg) (http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/bullcat3/?action=view¤t=47874163.pbr)
He is so cute too Bullcat jr :)
You are so lucky ;)
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that's a very nice family you have there! O0
that's a super dooperly beautiful cat! wow!
haha, funny slideshow...blame it on the kids eh! :::D
Those two are so naughty at times :::D
Heres some other of my babies. ^-^
Click the pic. O0
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/Ockiwi/th_dogs009.jpg) (http://s54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/Ockiwi/?action=view¤t=d358028f.pbw)
They are absolutely beautiful! Great breeds!
haha, tell me about it...these cats of mine are so naughty! They have heire own special cat door. But NO! They refuse to use their door! I have to get up every time, and open the door or window for them >:( :::D
But they seem to have no bloody problem entering via their door at night, when there is no one to open for them, and they would like to sleep on a nice ol bed!! grrrrrr.....im going to wring their little necks! :::D :::D
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Boere this is for you :::D
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/Ockiwi/Cats.jpg)
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Boere this is for you :::D
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/Ockiwi/Cats.jpg)
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So true with these 4 of mine! Im sure they started sneaking thru my books, and read up on egypt. hahaha. Cats!. :::D :::D
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(http://lolcat.net/d/2229-2/machine_gun_cat.gif)
This cat would go nice with my dog...they can both protect the house O0
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Here's a picture of my cat, she's like infidel's cat, white with one blue and green eye. I took this picture of her after I dug a hole in my front yard to plant a bush and she decided to use it as a hiding spot.
(http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1360749_cat1.jpg)
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(http://lolcat.net/d/2229-2/machine_gun_cat.gif)
This cat would go nice with my dog...they can both protect the house O0
Go Cat GO !!! :::D
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Ze'ev Jabotinsky is your cat deaf like mine? ???
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aaaaaah Ze'ev! That's toooo beautiful! O0 O0
OH she looks too beautiful with the blue eye, and to give some flavour :::D, the brown eye. :)
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Ze'ev Jabotinsky is your cat deaf like mine? ???
No, she's definitely not completely deaf, although I've heard sometimes that cats like ours have a deaf ear on the side of the blue eye and sometimes not. I'm quite sure that she has hearing in both ears but I'm not positive, it could just be one ear.
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Luxors deaf as a post. Funny cause he stands at the door meowing if he can't see you, and you are right behind him :::D
He never is outside unless on a lead. He could never hear the cars coming. :-\
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(http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1360749_cat1.jpg)
Nice cat. Nice picture.
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Yacov you are a cat man? I would of thought you wont of liked animals. Well we learn everyday.
Yakov loves cats and so do I.
Scriabin loves cats and so do I. ;)
Anyone who doesn't like cats is an R-sole.
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I thought you were going to say Dim Sim :::D
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man, i love your sig infidel!!! :::D :::D
haha, she looks very cute with her two eyes...not evil at all!
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man, i love your sig infidel!!! :::D :::D
haha, she looks very cute with her two eyes...not evil at all!
She is a he ^-^
Well an It really had two little cherries removed two years ago :::D
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man, i love your sig infidel!!! :::D :::D
haha, she looks very cute with her two eyes...not evil at all!
She is a he ^-^
Well an It really had two little cherries removed two years ago :::D
You love doing that to males, don't you, you feminist, you! :D
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man, i love your sig infidel!!! :::D :::D
haha, she looks very cute with her two eyes...not evil at all!
She is a he ^-^
Well an It really had two little cherries removed two years ago :::D
You love doing that to males, don't you, you feminist, you! :D
YUP ;D
Desex at 6 months saves all the problems later.
Shhh don't tell me fella that just yet 8;) :::D
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man, i love your sig infidel!!! :::D :::D
haha, she looks very cute with her two eyes...not evil at all!
She is a he ^-^
Well an It really had two little cherries removed two years ago :::D
You love doing that to males, don't you, you feminist, you! :D
YUP ;D
Desex at 6 months saves all the problems later.
Shhh don't tell me fella that just yet 8;) :::D
They should have done it to me. I'd have got into less fights and been tidier around the house. :o
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You know the saying better late then never ^-^ :::D
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Cat Quotes
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. ~ Hazel Nicholson
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door. ~ Anonymous
A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do. ~ Bill Adler
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. ~ Joseph Epstein
A cat makes all the difference between coming home to an empty house and coming home.
~ Unknown
A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. ~ Sarah Thompson
A cat will assume the shape of its container. ~ Unknown
A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days. ~ Albert Einstein
A meow massages the heart. ~ Stuart McMillan
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. ~ Carl Van Vechten
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. ~ Cleveland Amory
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley
By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer. ~ Colette
Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives? ~ Louis J. Camuti, DVM
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough
to do anything about it. ~ Winifred Carriere
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. ~ James Herriot
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. ~ Paul Gray
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. ~ James Gorman
Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. ~ Stephen Baker
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. ~ Mary Bly
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ~ Anonymous
If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat
would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~ Mark Twain
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. ~ Jean Cocteau
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~ Hippolyte Taine
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look
around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~ Stephen Baker
Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. ~ Louis F. Camuti, DVM
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~ Leo Dworken
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
Odd things animals. All dogs look up to you. All cats look down to you. Only a pig looks at you as an equal. ~ Sir Winston Churchill
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain
One cat just leads to another. ~ Ernest Hemingway
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~ Monica Edwards
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. ~ Lynn M. Osband
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat. ~ unknown
The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names ~ T.S. Eliot
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
~ Sir Compton MacKenzie
The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron. ~ George Will
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ~ Albert Schweitzer
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. ~ Leonardo Da Vinci
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. ~ P.G. Wodehouse
There are no ordinary cats. ~ Colette
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~ Jules Champfleury
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.~ Wesley Bates
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~ Anonymous
Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. ~ Emile Auguste Chartier
What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her." ~ Montaigne
Which is more beautiful, feline movement or feline stillness? ~ Elizabeth Hamilton
Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes! ~ Theophile Gautier
With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have,
how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? ~ Fernand Mery
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haha. That made my day! Thanks Infidel!
Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously-anonimous (sigh-those are my cats all right!)
Reading all that, i agree with the second last quote :::D :::D :::D
Thanks Infidel!
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"Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" ~ Theophile Gautier
Cats and dogs cause me to question Torah's insistance that animals have no souls.
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"Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" ~ Theophile Gautier
Cats and dogs cause me to question Torah's insistance that animals have no souls.
Why would god make an animal without a soul. ???
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"Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" ~ Theophile Gautier
Cats and dogs cause me to question Torah's insistance that animals have no souls.
Why would G-d make an animal without a soul. ???
Newman is right
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(http://lolcat.net/d/2229-2/machine_gun_cat.gif)
This cat would go nice with my dog...they can both protect the house O0
Go Cat GO !!! :::D
I've always preferred the accuracy of "one shot, one kill" to the indiscriminate spraying of bullets. 8;)
(http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/33484/2005340611383148296_rs.jpg) (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005340611383148296)
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"Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" ~ Theophile Gautier
Cats and dogs cause me to question Torah's insistance that animals have no souls.
Why would G-d make an animal without a soul. ???
Newman is right
I asked why God would do that
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PET DIARY
Dog Diary
8:00 a.m. - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 a.m. - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 a.m. - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 a.m. - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 a.m. - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 p.m. - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 p.m. - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 p.m. - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 p.m. - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 p.m. - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 p.m. - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Cat Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Idiots!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
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PET DIARY
Dog Diary
8:00 a.m. - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 a.m. - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 a.m. - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 a.m. - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 a.m. - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 p.m. - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 p.m. - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 p.m. - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 p.m. - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 p.m. - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 p.m. - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Cat Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Idiots!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
Classic!!!!! :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
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PET DIARY
Dog Diary
8:00 a.m. - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 a.m. - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 a.m. - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 a.m. - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 a.m. - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 p.m. - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 p.m. - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 p.m. - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 p.m. - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 p.m. - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 p.m. - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Cat Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Idiots!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
Cats are abused, tortured and killed in this country by young psychopathic boys who have these same feelings.
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Cats are abused, tortured and killed in this country by young psychopathic boys who have these same feelings.
It's deeper than that.
There is a real cat-hatred amongst blue-collar Australian men. Dunno what it is.
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HAHAHAHAHAA. THAT'S SOOOOOOO FUNNY HIWARP!!!!!
ah man, that was great!
Thanks for that O0
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Cats are abused, tortured and killed in this country by young psychopathic boys who have these same feelings.
It's deeper than that.
There is a real cat-hatred amongst blue-collar Australian men. Dunno what it is.
That's what I'm talking about.
Psychopaths.
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Cats are abused, tortured and killed in this country by young psychopathic boys who have these same feelings.
It's deeper than that.
There is a real cat-hatred amongst blue-collar Australian men. Dunno what it is.
That's what I'm talking about.
Psychopaths.
Psychopaths. That's the word.
Experts and researchers have found that nearly all serial killers, rapists and child mollesters started with animal cruelty as young men. There is a definite behavioural link.
Despite this, weak-kneed judges keep giving bonds and fines. No jail time! >:(
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Here are some of my cats:
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/Maryw1/SweetKaty2.jpg)
Sweet Katy
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/Maryw1/Tabithaaa.jpg)
Tabby, the Bengal
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/Maryw1/Sweetkatyaa.jpg)
Princess
Below some funny cats from http://icanhascheezburger.com/
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/Maryw1/Whassup.jpg)
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/Maryw1/omgwtfknockfirst.jpg)
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/Maryw1/whoadamn.jpg)
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/Maryw1/jesus_christ_its_a_lion.jpg)
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PET DIARY
Dog Diary
8:00 a.m. - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 a.m. - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 a.m. - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 a.m. - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 a.m. - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 p.m. - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 p.m. - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 p.m. - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 p.m. - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 p.m. - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 p.m. - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Cat Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Idiots!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
HiWARP :::D :::D :::D. I love that so much!
Could I put it my school magazine please?
Its awesome.
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Here's a picture of my cat, she's like infidel's cat, white with one blue and green eye. I took this picture of her after I dug a hole in my front yard to plant a bush and she decided to use it as a hiding spot.
(http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1360749_cat1.jpg)
That photo is brilliant. You should submit it as an entry to a photography competition. You'd win.
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TO: GOD:
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.
1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house -not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
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TO: G-d:
FROM: THE DOG
Dear G-d: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear G-d: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear G-d: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear G-d: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear G-d: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear G-d: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear G-d: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear G-d: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.
1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house -not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear G-d: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
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haha, poor good ol dogs :'( :)
ok, i promise when i make a new car type, i will name it after a dog O0
Haha, good stuff cyberella, thanks for that O0
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PET DIARY
Dog Diary
8:00 a.m. - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 a.m. - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 a.m. - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 a.m. - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 a.m. - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 p.m. - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 p.m. - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 p.m. - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 p.m. - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 p.m. - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 p.m. - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Cat Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Idiots!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
HiWARP :::D :::D :::D. I love that so much!
Could I put it my school magazine please?
Its awesome.
Sure, go ahead Sarah. I didn't write it, although I wish I had. :) I got it in an email from a friend so I consider it in the public domain.
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PET DIARY
Dog Diary
8:00 a.m. - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 a.m. - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 a.m. - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 a.m. - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 a.m. - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 p.m. - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 p.m. - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 p.m. - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 p.m. - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 p.m. - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 p.m. - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Cat Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Idiots!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
One of my law school professors actually told us this joke a few weeks ago!
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what a creative name for kittens and hitler :::D
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My cat Queenie O0
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(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/DeltaSocietyAustralia/delta031.jpg)
My cat Queenie O0
I have a cat named Niki that looks like your Queenie : :)
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i311/NikiNeilsen/nikiA1.jpg)
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aaaaahhhh......adorable!
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(http://www.theqleaner.com/images/colboard/attachment.gif) The Way you Sleep AFTER...
After Two Beers...
(http://www.theqleaner.com/images/colboard/attachment1.jpg)
After Three Glasses of Wine...
(http://www.theqleaner.com/images/colboard/attachment2.jpg)
After Four Kamikazes...
(http://www.theqleaner.com/images/colboard/attachment3.jpg)
After a Few Margaritas...
(http://www.theqleaner.com/images/colboard/attachment4.jpg)
After 2 Bottles of Jack Daniels
(http://www.theqleaner.com/images/colboard/attachment5.jpg)
And, after an evening of Two Beers, Three Wines, Four Kamikazes, Margaritas, and that Bottle of Jack shared with those Friends in Mexico...
(http://www.theqleaner.com/images/colboard/attachment6.jpg)
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Which site you find these on ?
Crazy
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Which site you find these on ?
Crazy
My post? It was posted on my forum site by a member of the Illuminati Order, I don't know where he got that from tho, I thought it was worth sharing.
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Which site you find these on ?
Crazy
My post? It was posted on my forum site by a member of the Illuminati Order, I don't know where he got that from tho, I thought it was worth sharing.
OH I see.
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I KNEW IT! Now those photos have confirmed it. I was sure one of my cats was getting into my wine stash.
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I KNEW IT! Now those photos have confirmed it. I was sure one of my cats was getting into my wine stash.
White wine I would forgive them, red on the other hand hmmmmm I think I would get new cats :::D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF5Jqf5F21E&feature=related
Garfield is real