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Israel => Save Israel => Topic started by: Israeli Mouse on December 03, 2007, 01:19:05 PM
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Current joke here in Israel:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Tel
Aviv/Jerusalem highway. Nothing is moving in either
direction. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Prime Minister Olmert,
Defense Minister Barak, and their chief of staff.
They are asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone
giving?"
"About a gallon."
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Current joke here in Israel:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Tel
Aviv/Jerusalem highway. Nothing is moving in either
direction. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Prime Minister Olmert,
Defense Minister Barak, and their chief of staff.
They are asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone
giving?"
"About a gallon."
That wasn't funny. :( It was incredibly hilarious! ;) ;D
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I love this one. ;D
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;D Great Joke.
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That was roflmao :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D Room for this pigface fellow the peace now head yariv oppheimer (http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3347/untitledod3.png)
Shot at 2007-04-28
Or olmerts traitor daughter another beauty (http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8548/ye0520828asg7.jpg)
Shot at 2007-04-20
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I'll lend 'em my Zippo. ;D
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lol, good one