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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Vito on December 05, 2007, 02:41:26 PM
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It is how you word it that counts!!!
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.
They panhandle in different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects a few dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives
in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose replies, "Look at your sign. What does it say?"
Carlos's sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
Jose says " No wonder you only get a few dollars a day."
Carlos asks, "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."
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It is how you word it that counts!!!
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.
They panhandle in different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects a few dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives
in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose replies, "Look at your sign. What does it say?"
Carlos's sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
Jose says " No wonder you only get a few dollars a day."
Carlos asks, "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."
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lol, hilarious!
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That one would probably fool me.
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That one would probably fool me.
I should get a dark tan and try it ;D
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lol
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Haha, the motorcycle shop I patronize says they have a customer who is a panhandler and he brags that he makes 200 a day. They believe him as he always pays cash for his repair bills.
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The muSSlims should try that. They'd clean up.