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Title: Did Anyone See this Video?
Post by: OdKahaneChai on December 19, 2007, 11:15:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE)

I found it quite funny...

Title: Re: Did Anyone See this Video?
Post by: dhimmi_pride on December 19, 2007, 11:19:32 PM

*Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
*There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
*Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
*The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
*There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/