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Title: I invented a Perpetual Motion Machine. I am NOT joking.
Post by: Linda on January 07, 2008, 12:36:59 AM: I invented a Perpetual Motion Machine. I am not a scientist nor an inventor. I stumbled upon this by accident. I can make something move perpetually, all by itself, with no outside stimuli, no fuel, no solar panels, no wind, no hydrogen, nothing but gravity. It does not violate the Laws of Thermodynamics, or if it does, then those laws are inaccurate. I need an electrical engineer or someone with knowledge of step-up transformers to turn this constant movement, which would be lessened by resistance but not enough to stop the perpetual movement, into useable electrical energy. Contact me at [email protected] if serious. Just write Motion Machine in the subject line.

Linda
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Post by: Ambiorix on January 07, 2008, 12:40:23 AM: Great!!!
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Post by: Joe Schmo on January 07, 2008, 12:42:31 AM: I just learned how to make chicken salad out of chicken waste.
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Post by: JTFFan on January 07, 2008, 01:48:10 AM: Great!
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Post by: Sarah on January 07, 2008, 05:15:41 PM: Quote from: Scriabin on January 07, 2008, 12:42:31 AM
I just learned how to make chicken salad out of chicken waste.

You deserve the Nobel Physics Prize for that. O0
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Post by: JTFFan on January 07, 2008, 08:04:04 PM: yes, well done O0
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Post by: OdKahaneChai on January 07, 2008, 08:51:50 PM: I think this is spam...
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Post by: OdKahaneChai on January 07, 2008, 08:55:11 PM: Quote from: DanBenNoah on January 07, 2008, 08:54:39 PM
Well I know the first thing I would do if I invented a perpetual motion machine would be to contact the Jewish Task Force and try to get people to e-mail me.
Exactly.
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Post by: JTFFan on January 07, 2008, 11:33:09 PM: Quote from: OdKahaneChai on January 07, 2008, 08:55:11 PM
Quote from: DanBenNoah on January 07, 2008, 08:54:39 PM
Well I know the first thing I would do if I invented a perpetual motion machine would be to contact the Jewish Task Force and try to get people to e-mail me.
Exactly.

O0
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Post by: KansasJew on January 08, 2008, 12:07:04 AM: LOL Yes and then allow the Feds to gain access to my ISP and then look me up to have them steal it. Makes sense to me. :o
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Post by: JTFFan on January 08, 2008, 02:51:39 AM: Quote from: KansasJew on January 08, 2008, 12:07:04 AM
LOL Yes and then allow the Feds to gain access to my ISP and then look me up to have them steal it. Makes sense to me. :o

:o :o
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Post by: Sarah on January 08, 2008, 02:40:09 PM: I don't even understand what it is?
Title: Re: I invented a Perpetual Motion Machine. I am NOT joking.
Post by: Hail Columbia on January 08, 2008, 03:34:50 PM: Quote from: Linda on January 07, 2008, 12:36:59 AM
I invented a Perpetual Motion Machine. I am not a scientist nor an inventor. I stumbled upon this by accident. I can make something move perpetually, all by itself, with no outside stimuli, no fuel, no solar panels, no wind, no hydrogen, nothing but gravity. It does not violate the Laws of Thermodynamics, or if it does, then those laws are inaccurate. I need an electrical engineer or someone with knowledge of step-up transformers to turn this constant movement, which would be lessened by resistance but not enough to stop the perpetual movement, into useable electrical energy. Contact me at [email protected] if serious. Just write Motion Machine in the subject line.

Linda

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Post by: JTFFan on January 08, 2008, 03:56:39 PM: ;D
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Post by: Sarah on January 08, 2008, 05:15:41 PM: Do you think this is could ever be possibly acheivable....with the advancement in science?
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Post by: Me on January 09, 2008, 05:33:12 PM: There is no such thing as perpetual motion, at least on Earth. Can we see a diagram or schematic? Or if not that, at least a brief explaination of how it works?