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Title: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: MasterWolf1 on January 21, 2008, 08:13:05 PM
http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.asp 
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: KansasJew on January 21, 2008, 08:16:15 PM
Dang he is high on his prices and second point is he owns a strip club no Jewish Person should buy from him just on that point alone.
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: JTFFan on January 21, 2008, 08:18:08 PM
wow, I thought it was illegal to buy monkeys. :D ;D I wonder if you can buy a silverback Gorilla for $25,000  :::D

Sasquatch must be around $135,000 with food included ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: Rubystars on January 22, 2008, 11:53:38 AM
Primates make terrible pets. They're extremely intelligent by animal standards, even the lower primates, and they need a lot of stimulation and enrichment in order not to get depressed. They will often engage in sexual activity that may embarass you in front of guests, etc. They can be sweet and loving when they're young, but as soon as they hit puberty, but they can turn into monsters who can maim or kill their owners in aggressive, non-provoked displays.

Also, they can carry most human diseases and can pass those on to their owners. Chimpanzees are believed to be the original source of AIDS, from humans eating bushmeat in the Congo.
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: Ari on January 24, 2008, 09:26:49 PM
Watch your Chinese food!
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: Ari on January 27, 2008, 07:05:01 AM
I put in an order for two of them.
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: Ari on January 29, 2008, 07:33:59 PM
My new monkey bit me. >:(
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: Rubystars on January 30, 2008, 10:16:31 PM
Wasn't it homosexual blacks having relations with them? I think it was G-d's punishment for bestiality.

With the immense strength of chimpanzees, trying to commit bestiality with them against the chimp's will would be impossible.
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: Rubystars on January 31, 2008, 10:51:39 AM
I wanted to add that a chimp can take a full grown man and throw him over a fence. So the bestiality story is pretty impossible, unless you had a sedated or dead chimp somehow.
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: Rubystars on May 05, 2008, 12:26:12 AM
I'm not against people keeping monkeys IF they know what they're getting into and IF they can provide a rich, humane environment for them. That's impossible for most pet owners but there are some few people who have the right resources and knowledge.

While some people can and do keep monkeys well, very few can properly care for an ape outside out of a well-funded sanctuary. Apes are incredibly complex creatures, and also incredibly deadly if they decide to hurt you.

Death involved:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jXdjgPhQnFw&feature=related
Attack:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5vE3VQdLa4&feature=related
Title: Re: Monkeys for sale ( I mean real monkeys)
Post by: Haim_Ben_Shimon_3JFB on May 25, 2008, 03:35:25 AM
Dang he is high on his prices and second point is he owns a strip club no Jewish Person should buy from him just on that point alone.
yea the prices are too high why would anyone buy this for so much