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Title: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Ari on April 18, 2008, 12:38:50 PM
My mom's friend was having lunch at Charlie Brown's Steakhouse yesterday.  They have a salad bar with a bunch of items.  She was at the bar and preparing to take some of the chicken livers (yuck).  A black lady was next to her preparing to take the same item.  My mom's friend said they looked good, and then the black lady said, "oh I love them, I eat them so much I could be Jewish."  No neither my mom's friend, my mom, nor I to tell you the truth, were offended by the remark, but I think it just goes to show you the double standard.  If a Jew or White Gentile said this comment about chicken or collard greens to a black, I bet they would be all up in arms.
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: DownwithIslam on April 18, 2008, 12:46:41 PM
You should of told her that you always thought monkeys were purely vegetarians!
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Rubystars on April 18, 2008, 01:27:42 PM
Perhaps the response should have been "Yessum, I sho do like watermelon, sometimes if I think I swallow one more seed I might jes turn black!"
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Ari on April 18, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
 :::D
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Wayne Jude on April 18, 2008, 01:43:41 PM
 :::D
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Rubystars on April 18, 2008, 01:54:54 PM
I love chicken livers by the way.  :D
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Ari on April 18, 2008, 01:56:14 PM
Yeah, my mom does too, but I can't eat them.  I think of ground up excretory organs.  :::D
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Vito on April 18, 2008, 01:58:42 PM
I love watermelon... it's ok, the honkeys are the ones that grow it anyway  O0
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Ari on April 18, 2008, 02:01:40 PM
When I was a kid, I loved KFC.  By the way, my mom used to work with a bunch of blacks in the city and her favorite animal is monkeys.  She used to have monkey pictures up on her desk.  Think the blacks were insulted?
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Ulli on April 18, 2008, 02:59:32 PM
I love chicken livers by the way.  :D

Me too  :P

I eat it with stamped potatoes and roasted onion rings.

Then comes the best:

You put some apple puree over it  :P

Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Vito on April 18, 2008, 03:14:46 PM
I love chicken livers by the way.  :D

I eat it with stamped potatoes


Correction: "smashed potatoes"  O0

Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: Ulli on April 18, 2008, 03:17:37 PM
I love chicken livers by the way.  :D

I eat it with stamped potatoes


Correction: "smashed potatoes"  O0



Nice to know  :)
Title: Re: Schwartze Story!
Post by: MasterWolf1 on April 18, 2008, 04:08:09 PM
I am not black and I love chicken and watermelon