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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: DownwithIslam on April 23, 2008, 09:35:31 PM
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I just worked out in the gym. They are doing some renovations so they had a sign up that only one bathroom and locker room is available so men and women will have access on different days. Men on odd days and women on even ones. The sign was huge and in the locker room. All of a sudden a big shvartza is looking at the sign and he seems all confused. He turns to me and barks some weird sounding sentence. I tell him what are you saying I dont understand. He then asks me more clearly and I understand. His problem was that he did not know what the words odd and even were. I then in sneaky way asked him if he was born here. He said he was born in detroit. Now can you imagine that shvartzas who were born here cant read and understand english. It is sick.
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That's just too funny... :::D
You should have Axed him mo' better question like who he be Votin' fo?
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Soon the gym will have to create signs in ebonics just like the ones for the spanish-speaking members.
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Soon the gym will have to create signs in ebonics just like the ones for the spanish-speaking members.
nooo, thats still toooo complicated, you need little pictures, like those found in childrens books
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Soon the gym will have to create signs in ebonics just like the ones for the spanish-speaking members.
nooo, thats still toooo complicated, you need little pictures, like those found in childrens books
:::D
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No, maybe they shoud just put up pictures of shvartzas eating bananas, that will tell everyone all they need to know. All shvartzes need are a few trees and some bananas and thats it ehehe.
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:::D :::D
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It's not surprising that he didn't know what odd and even are, even though most 2nd graders do. This guy probably failed math all the way through elementary school and middle school and then dropped out of high school, but because of our affirmative action accommodating public school system he was allowed to progress regardless.
Great story downwithislam, it ranks up there with some of Chaim's affirmative action people stories!
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I had to help a lot of black people read labels when I worked at a grocery store. I was glad to help but it made me sad that they had so much trouble reading.
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You guys wanna' hear some "mind-boggling" affirmative action stories?
Just ask me...I've got some that even I have a hard time believing!
Yet...they're all true!
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Please Massuh, by all means share some of them!