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Title: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 24, 2008, 02:06:25 AM: My guess is Odin.

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Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: nopeaceforland on August 24, 2008, 02:09:12 AM: I'm surprised you guys are giving him/her so much time. He/she sounds like an ignorant child (well, their writing anyway). O0
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: Lisa on August 24, 2008, 02:25:48 AM: I picked Odin.
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: DownwithIslam on August 24, 2008, 02:30:27 AM: I didn't see the posts of this troll but I can imagine what he said. lets hope he has already seen his 72 virgins in gehenom.
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: syyuge on August 24, 2008, 02:41:48 AM: These muzzienazi were originally very intelligent. They could somehow learn counting up to Hundred. ;)

Then they divided this number between 72 virgins and 28 slave boys by whom they were to be kicked and punched after their death.
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: Rubystars on August 24, 2008, 02:55:35 AM: So one day Odin was walking along and Freya wanted to play a game with him.

They ripped a branch off Yggdrasil and decided to toss it as far as they could, whoever tossed it the furthest would win.

Freya said "I can hit that warrior wayyy over there on the battlefield."

Odin looked, and saw the warrior, but Odin had a problem... but kept it to himself.

Freya threw the stick and it hit the warrior in the head and killed him. "Woot! Valhalla for that one baby!" She grinned wickedly.

Odin and Freya moved over to the stick and Odin picked up the stick and said "Ok Freya, I can hit that Valkyrie way over there and make her drop the warrior's soul."

Freya said "What do you mean way over there? We're standing right here!"

The Valkyrie looked at Odin as if he were crazy.

Odin started to cry. "I don't have any depth perception!"

Edit: Sorry for the lame joke but this is the best I could come up with at 2am. lol
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: mord on August 24, 2008, 09:29:57 AM: Quote from: Rubystars on August 24, 2008, 02:55:35 AM
So one day Odin was walking along and Freya wanted to play a game with him.

They ripped a branch off Yggdrasil and decided to toss it as far as they could, whoever tossed it the furthest would win.

Freya said "I can hit that warrior wayyy over there on the battlefield."

Odin looked, and saw the warrior, but Odin had a problem... but kept it to himself.

Freya threw the stick and it hit the warrior in the head and killed him. "Woot! Valhalla for that one baby!" She grinned wickedly.

Odin and Freya moved over to the stick and Odin picked up the stick and said "Ok Freya, I can hit that Valkyrie way over there and make her drop the warrior's soul."

Freya said "What do you mean way over there? We're standing right here!"

The Valkyrie looked at Odin as if he were crazy.

Odin started to cry. "I don't have any depth perception!"

Edit: Sorry for the lame joke but this is the best I could come up with at 2am. lol
;D ;D Ipicked satan
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: Rubystars on August 24, 2008, 10:05:05 AM: Thanks for laughing. :)

I chose Satan as the poll answer too because I think that's what all evil people ultimately worship.
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: Zelhar on August 24, 2008, 02:39:29 PM: His 'god' is Hitler, isn't it obvious ?
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: Zionistforever on August 24, 2008, 08:22:06 PM: Quote from: mord on August 24, 2008, 09:29:57 AM
Quote from: Rubystars on August 24, 2008, 02:55:35 AM
So one day Odin was walking along and Freya wanted to play a game with him.

They ripped a branch off Yggdrasil and decided to toss it as far as they could, whoever tossed it the furthest would win.

Freya said "I can hit that warrior wayyy over there on the battlefield."

Odin looked, and saw the warrior, but Odin had a problem... but kept it to himself.

Freya threw the stick and it hit the warrior in the head and killed him. "Woot! Valhalla for that one baby!" She grinned wickedly.

Odin and Freya moved over to the stick and Odin picked up the stick and said "Ok Freya, I can hit that Valkyrie way over there and make her drop the warrior's soul."

Freya said "What do you mean way over there? We're standing right here!"

The Valkyrie looked at Odin as if he were crazy.

Odin started to cry. "I don't have any depth perception!"

Edit: Sorry for the lame joke but this is the best I could come up with at 2am. lol
;D ;D Ipicked satan
the person this sinister could worship would be the devil himself (allah is the same answer by the way)
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: spiritus_persona on August 24, 2008, 09:24:01 PM: Blaise Pascal? You mean the scientist or was there some troll with that name here?
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: Americanhero1 on August 24, 2008, 09:25:42 PM: Quote from: spiritus_persona on August 24, 2008, 09:24:01 PM
Blaise Pascal? You mean the scientist or was there some troll with that name here?

A troll with that name
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: Zionistforever on August 24, 2008, 11:18:12 PM: Quote from: Americanhero on August 24, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
Quote from: spiritus_persona on August 24, 2008, 09:24:01 PM
Blaise Pascal? You mean the scientist or was there some troll with that name here?

A troll with that name
what did he say
Title: Re: Blaise Pascal's "gd"
Post by: Americanhero1 on August 24, 2008, 11:21:25 PM: Quote from: Zionistforever on August 24, 2008, 11:18:12 PM
Quote from: Americanhero on August 24, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
Quote from: spiritus_persona on August 24, 2008, 09:24:01 PM
Blaise Pascal? You mean the scientist or was there some troll with that name here?

A troll with that name
what did he say

He said the holocaust never happened and the Jews deserve to die