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Title: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 11, 2007, 01:14:32 AM
 :D ;D

Chaimfan
Title: Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: Tzvi Ben Roshel1 on April 11, 2007, 02:22:18 AM
other- dont say anything, its a filthy place, better not to speak. (brought down by our Rabbis)
Title: Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 11, 2007, 03:33:26 AM
Snoop Dogg was recently busted in Sweden for parading about town with a local blonde, both of them high on drugs.  I think he picked her up at the concert he was doing.  He probably paid her fifty bucks to poop on his dirty [censored] face.
Title: Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: Trumpeldor on April 11, 2007, 01:08:59 PM
I'm out of toilet paper. Where's The Koran?



We have a winner!
Title: Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on April 11, 2007, 01:23:33 PM
Fruit:  "...He probably paid her fifty bucks to poop on his dirty schvartza face..."

You've got it all wrong, Fruit!

She's the one who paid him to poop in her face!

She tried to make him yell "Regulu'h?...Owa...X-tra Krispee?"

But Dawg said that even he has certain standards beneath which he will not lower himself.

Title: Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: Trumpeldor on April 11, 2007, 01:56:01 PM
Fruit:  "...He probably paid her fifty bucks to poop on his dirty schvartza face..."

You've got it all wrong, Fruit!

She's the one who paid him to poop in her face!

She tried to make him yell "Regulu'h?...Owa...X-tra Krispee?"

But Dawg said that even he has certain standards beneath which he will not lower himself.



Hahaha.
Title: Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: Daniel on April 11, 2007, 04:10:44 PM
I think I just found Osama Bin Laden! Where's my 25 mil?
Title: Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: Allen-T on April 11, 2007, 05:59:42 PM
I'm out of toilet paper. Where's The Koran?


I was thinking about marketing tp w/Koran verses on it.
Title: Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: Sarah on April 11, 2007, 06:08:20 PM
Wow.....i CAN't even think when in such a situation.
Title: Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 11, 2007, 07:45:04 PM
I think Yacov's entry takes the cake.  ;D