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Title: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 15, 2009, 02:52:55 PM
What are the chances he's NOT Muslim?
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Lisa on September 15, 2009, 02:53:45 PM
Nada and zilch.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Americanhero1 on September 15, 2009, 02:57:38 PM
What is the point of this topic?
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 15, 2009, 02:59:31 PM
What is the point of this topic?

To annoy you.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Americanhero1 on September 15, 2009, 03:02:23 PM
What is the point of this topic?

To annoy you.

Yay you did it
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Saracens Head on September 15, 2009, 03:38:20 PM
Why dont you become his friend :laugh:
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 15, 2009, 03:44:30 PM
Why dont you become his friend :laugh:

Lol, yeah, I'll try to convert him an his family.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on September 15, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
I have known many people with the last name Mohamed. 
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on September 15, 2009, 05:03:57 PM
It's not entirely impossible, just statistically next to, that he could have been born Islamic but converted to Christianity.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Serbian Canadian on September 15, 2009, 05:04:43 PM
You mean you only know of one Muhammed? You just wait..there's plenty of them to go around at that campus.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Madmarv on September 15, 2009, 06:06:08 PM
What class is that? where do you study/teach?
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 16, 2009, 08:07:00 AM
What class is that? where do you study/teach?

I go to York University.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on September 16, 2009, 08:36:55 AM

He could be Mexican.

Go and convert him.

Why are they all named Mohammed.
Can't they come up with another name.

I think all the Jews on this forum should name their children Moses and all the Christians should name their children Jesus.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on September 16, 2009, 08:39:53 AM
What is the point of this topic?

To annoy you.

Yay you did it


I hope you guys are only kidding.
If not, are you guys going to hit each other?
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: SW on September 16, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
Give him a pork sausage and you can see it he will eat it or not.  ;D

Ask him what he does Christmas this year. Either he will answer or he will say he don't celebrate Christmas. 

There are a lot Armenians in my town. They look like Turks or Muslims and they speak also Turkish. But some of them wear a cross (big crosses) and then you can see it. They are also very friendly and helpful. I like them! They are very good people
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 16, 2009, 08:37:14 PM
I'll just steer clear, just think it's funny that they are all named that.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: GoIsraelGo! on September 16, 2009, 09:39:06 PM
Mo, if you are really curious, why not ask him what his thoughts are on middle eastern politics.

You could also ask him point blank " what religion are you? "

One other option .... if you suspect he is muslim, just give him dirty looks!

Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: eb22 on September 16, 2009, 10:09:25 PM
After finding out a few weeks ago that there's a Mosque less than 3 1/2 miles from my home,    I'm not surprised in the least that Muslims are increasing in North American schools
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: muman613 on September 17, 2009, 12:21:02 AM
They are supposed to execute a famous Mohammud next month...

The DC Sniper has the last name of Mohamud...

John Allen Muhammad

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,550780,00.html

Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 17, 2009, 07:04:04 AM
Mo, if you are really curious, why not ask him what his thoughts are on middle eastern politics.

You could also ask him point blank " what religion are you? "

One other option .... if you suspect he is muslim, just give him dirty looks!



Too many Muslims at York, anyways.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Rubystars on September 17, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
What about the female names AngryChineseKahanist?
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Rubystars on September 17, 2009, 07:41:48 AM
I used to get a kick out of telling Muslims "Merry Christmas" when I was a cashier. They looked at me like I was retarded.  :laugh:
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 17, 2009, 08:36:16 AM
I used to get a kick out of telling Muslims "Merry Christmas" when I was a cashier. They looked at me like I was retarded.  :laugh:
:) :) :) :)

Try Happy Chanukah and see what they say.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on September 17, 2009, 09:28:20 AM
What about the female names AngryChineseKahanist?

We can name all females Ester and Mary.

Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Hyades on September 17, 2009, 10:38:27 AM
My sister once employed a guy who constantly claimed he was from Malta and that his name waas Fabio. He always "forgot" to bring his documents in order to be registered.
He constantly tried to tell me Jews and Christians were wrong but not condemned if they regretted and became Muslim.
Well, once, I answered "Okay, Mohammad, what is your freakin' point. If you have problems, don't work in Judeo-Christian business and go beack to TUNISIA, where you REALLY come from."
After 2 weeks he still hadn't brought his documents and my sister called the police. And bet: His name was REALLY MUHAMMAD and he REALLY was from TUNISIA!!!!  :::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: mord on September 17, 2009, 10:42:32 AM
I knew a Jewish guy his parents were from Lebanon his last name was Mohammad this is not a joke i asked his parents if they where ever muslims who converted to Judaism,they said they were always JEWISH
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 17, 2009, 10:56:40 AM
My sister once employed a guy who constantly claimed he was from Malta and that his name waas Fabio. He always "forgot" to bring his documents in order to be registered.
He constantly tried to tell me Jews and Christians were wrong but not condemned if they regretted and became Muslim.
Well, once, I answered "Okay, Mohammad, what is your freakin' point. If you have problems, don't work in Judeo-Christian business and go beack to TUNISIA, where you REALLY come from."
After 2 weeks he still hadn't brought his documents and my sister called the police. And bet: His name was REALLY MUHAMMAD and he REALLY was from TUNISIA!!!!  :::D :::D :::D :::D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Cato on September 17, 2009, 03:27:34 PM
Sorry, after all that, what was the point of this thread???
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Americanhero1 on September 17, 2009, 03:28:55 PM
Sorry, after all that, what was the point of this thread???

There is not one
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: muman613 on September 17, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
I think this thread is wonderful...

We all hate Mohamud...

Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Cato on September 17, 2009, 03:32:42 PM
I think this thread is wonderful...

We all hate Mohamud...


Laughter is the best medicine.
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: futuramark on December 16, 2009, 05:00:49 AM
hhehe nice one...in Malta the arabs ..don't know why but they always used the name Mario. haha they are all Mario's apparently haha... they avoided using their real names also..

ps Maltese language is very similar to arabic in fact if an arab talks slowly to me I can understand him...and once there was this arab guy and he used to call himself Mario but then he told us his real name was Hamza..(in maltese and probably in arabic also hamsa means '5'). Then there was this other arab guy and his name was  ( Exre - Axra means number '10') so when we needed them both instead of calling them one by one we used to say 'listen hmistax (hmistax means number '15')

becuase hamza '5' plus exre '10' = '15'  hahaha
hope you get the joke lol
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: Hyades on December 16, 2009, 10:54:31 AM
hhehe nice one...in Malta the arabs ..don't know why but they always used the name Mario. haha they are all Mario's apparently haha... they avoided using their real names also..

ps Maltese language is very similar to arabic in fact if an arab talks slowly to me I can understand him...and once there was this arab guy and he used to call himself Mario but then he told us his real name was Hamza..(in maltese and probably in arabic also hamsa means '5'). Then there was this other arab guy and his name was  ( Exre - Axra means number '10') so when we needed them both instead of calling them one by one we used to say 'listen hmistax (hmistax means number '15')

becuase hamza '5' plus exre '10' = '15'  hahaha
hope you get the joke lol

We used to call that "Maltese" Mohammad "F'oxx ommok" (I hope I spelled it right)... ;D
Title: Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
Post by: futuramark on December 16, 2009, 11:07:09 AM
wow you spelled it perfectly ...haha its a swear word..basically translates to f**k your mother...to be exact it means in your mother's pu*sy ..ommok means mother ...f'oxx means in her p**sy