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Title: Ebonic names
Post by: takebackourtemple on November 18, 2009, 09:02:36 PM
I know we've had threads about this before, but I just turned on the Television and found out that Michael Jackson had a son named blanket. They tried to show blanket's mourning as something serious. Maybe we are overdue for another thread about ebonic names.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: nopeaceforland on November 18, 2009, 09:10:44 PM
I work with these animals, so you are talking my language.

The stupidest name that I've ever heard is: Hafesah. I always thought that this sounded like a foot fungus!
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Rubystars on November 18, 2009, 09:17:47 PM
One of the things that gets on my nerves is when blacks take white names and murder them because they're too stupid to know how to spell them correctly.

I spoke to one black guy whose name was supposed to be Johann. His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".

Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Moshe92 on November 18, 2009, 09:26:44 PM
A lot of blacks like to put two letters before the name Marcus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JaMarcus_Russell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JaMarcus_Russell)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeMarcus_Ware (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeMarcus_Ware)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DaMarcus_Beasley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DaMarcus_Beasley)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeMarcus_Newman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeMarcus_Newman)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaMarcus_Aldridge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaMarcus_Aldridge)
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: takebackourtemple on November 18, 2009, 09:41:42 PM
   I knew a black with one of these made up names. What was interesting was that his parents named two of his brothers with Jewish names just by pure chance.


Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: The One and Only Mo on November 18, 2009, 09:43:24 PM
I work with these animals, so you are talking my language.

The stupidest name that I've ever heard is: Hafesah. I always thought that this sounded like a foot fungus!
:::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: The One and Only Mo on November 18, 2009, 09:46:42 PM
Tyrone, Germaine, Lebron, Deshawn, Shaniqua, Lateefah, Latoya, Ashanti, Malcolm, Tyrus, Jamal, Stefan, Jackson, Devon, Lemont, Demont, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD NOW.   :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D  My dad and I made a list once of shvartze names.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: The One and Only Mo on November 18, 2009, 09:56:42 PM
This is too funny http://www.gunzfactor.com/forums/off_topic/172334-list_black_names-9.html (http://www.gunzfactor.com/forums/off_topic/172334-list_black_names-9.html)
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: HiWarp on November 19, 2009, 06:36:34 AM
One of the things that gets on my nerves is when blacks take white names and murder them because they're too stupid to know how to spell them correctly.

I spoke to one black guy whose name was supposed to be Johann. His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".



You mean like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chone_Figgins

You know his parents probably liked the name Sean but decided to just sound it out.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Every Jew AK47 on November 19, 2009, 06:45:05 AM
the one that sucks the most is  Barack Hussein  ;D


nobody mentioned Latesha?  What an annoying name..  African american women can be really loud and annoying, sorry to the few of you who are good..

Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on November 19, 2009, 08:32:31 AM
What about when jiggers think Toshiba is a nice girl's name?
Of course, we all know that Toshiba is a Japanese manufacturer of consumer electronics and semiconductors.

Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: The One and Only Mo on November 19, 2009, 10:27:19 AM
I work with these animals, so you are talking my language.

The stupidest name that I've ever heard is: Hafesah. I always thought that this sounded like a foot fungus!

That takes the cake! :::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Abben on November 19, 2009, 10:32:58 AM
The names they give to their illegitimate children are indeed funny. Here is a video that has the top 60 names. Even though most of the names are fake in this video some are real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ&feature=PlayList&p=D6F7D90E6BAA3B1A&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=70

Also I do not know why they have to add two letters before a name. A kid across the street from my house got killed by a drunk driver. But the driver didn't do time because he wasn't really drunk. 
So know they named the street Vesean way. And the womens lawyer was that pig sanford rubenstein al sharptons side kick.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: The One and Only Mo on November 19, 2009, 10:37:35 AM
This is funny, too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HiGWpTLQKE&NR=1
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Zelhar on November 19, 2009, 10:50:07 AM
OJ
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Ithaca-37 on November 19, 2009, 11:20:25 AM
A neighbor who is not prone to exaggeration claims this one from the license branch:  The staffer was barking out names from the waiting list, and at the end came this one:  "?$hit-head?"

A person of color bounced to the desk, "That be Shuh-Thade!!"

My neighbor has told that story about five times in my presence, and it's the same every time, so I can only assume that it's true.  I'm glad that I wasn't there, because I would have busted a gut laughing.

37
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: briann on November 19, 2009, 11:27:11 AM
This reminds me of a TRUE story.

An afrocan lady at the hospital was deciding on a name for her newborn daughter, and after considering lotsa names... she came up with the one she like the most... one that she overheard from one of the nurses there.... that name was...... 

Placentia.

HAHAHAHAH  (This is actually not a joke, its a true story)
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: MasterWolf1 on November 19, 2009, 11:51:53 AM
They should be named after their fathers like, Town Drunk, Needles, Court Date, Chain Snatcher, Pick Pocketer, or Crack Pipe.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Rubystars on November 19, 2009, 08:03:49 PM
OJ

I still thought it was funny when Sacha Baron Cohen called OJ a traditional African name.  :laugh: :::D  :)

Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on November 19, 2009, 08:08:08 PM
His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
That could be a Jewish name!
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: ag337 on November 19, 2009, 08:09:54 PM
His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
That could be a Jewish name!

Yes, that is correct....
It could be a Jewish name............
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on November 19, 2009, 08:12:23 PM
Placentia is a city around here, as you know, Brian. It is some Spanish word. I believe Placencia is a Spanish surname.

What you are all missing is that the real big/hip schvartze names aren't Tyrone, Marcus, Demetrius, etc. anymore. They are all about sand negro names. The really hip schvartze names are:

Khaleed
Ahmad
Jalil
Quran
Rashad
Shaliq
Muhammad
Aisha
Amina

Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Rubystars on November 19, 2009, 08:23:16 PM
His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
That could be a Jewish name!

Yes, that is correct....
It could be a Jewish name............


There was no way this guy was Jewish. They were trying to spell Johann but didn't know how to spell it.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on November 19, 2009, 08:24:40 PM
I know Ruby, I just meant that these ignoramus apes stumbled upon a Hebrew name. I'm sure that if they knew that they'd change his name to Khaliq lickety-split.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Rubystars on November 19, 2009, 08:27:05 PM
I know Ruby, I just meant that these ignoramus apes stumbled upon a Hebrew name. I'm sure that if they knew that they'd change his name to Khaliq lickety-split.

Oh ok :) You're right I'm sure they would have backed away from it really quickly. There've been a lot of black guys named Omar for some reason. I think that's an Arabic name right?
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: ItalianZionist on November 19, 2009, 08:33:28 PM
I knew an affirmative action idiot who named his son  "Al_Procino."

Why do many  blacks love Al Pacino?...probably because of Scareface.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: ag337 on November 19, 2009, 08:34:18 PM
I know Ruby, I just meant that these ignoramus apes stumbled upon a Hebrew name. I'm sure that if they knew that they'd change his name to Khaliq lickety-split.

Oh ok :) You're right I'm sure they would have backed away from it really quickly. There've been a lot of black guys named Omar for some reason. I think that's an Arabic name right?

Yes, Omar is an Arabic name as well.....
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on November 19, 2009, 08:39:03 PM
The raisin heads identify with the sand negroes who are committing genocide against them in Africa more than their own actual bros.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Rubystars on November 19, 2009, 08:55:22 PM
There must be some kind of unspoken rules about what they attach De and La too. I've never seen DeOmar.

They also try to steal other culture's names too like calling their boys Darius. Maybe they don't know the difference between Persians and Arabs.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: The One and Only Mo on November 19, 2009, 10:15:10 PM
Mehmet.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Zelhar on November 20, 2009, 04:16:21 AM
Perhaps "click language" names are going to be the next fashion ?
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: nopeaceforland on November 20, 2009, 06:36:33 AM
Perhaps "click language" names are going to be the next fashion ?

Just remember: It has to be something that these animals can spell. And as we know, education isn't exactly a motto in these chimps communities. :::D
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on November 20, 2009, 08:33:48 AM

What about "Queen"?
They like to name their girls that.
I've met jiggeresses named "Queen".
And don't forget that rapper whore named Queen.
Michael Jackscoon named "his son" Prince.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: briann on November 20, 2009, 09:19:09 AM

What about "Queen"?
They like to name their girls that.
I've met jiggeresses named "Queen".
And don't forget that rapper whore named Queen.
Michael Jackscoon named "his son" Prince.


Yes, my wife had a black student who's name was Queen Jackson.   She hated calling her Queen all the time, but she had to.


Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: The One and Only Mo on November 20, 2009, 09:21:11 AM
Perhaps "click language" names are going to be the next fashion ?

Just remember: It has to be something that these animals can spell. And as we know, education isn't exactly a motto in these chimps communities. :::D
But most of their names ARE hard to spell. They probably exhaust all their skills on that.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: nopeaceforland on November 20, 2009, 11:17:10 AM
Perhaps "click language" names are going to be the next fashion ?

Just remember: It has to be something that these animals can spell. And as we know, education isn't exactly a motto in these chimps communities. :::D
But most of their names ARE hard to spell. They probably exhaust all their skills on that.

The scary thing is: The chimps name their young with names they can't even spell and still pronounce it like they think it says.
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: The One and Only Mo on November 20, 2009, 12:20:49 PM
A quick scan of most NFL and NBA names will net you names such as Marshawn, Rashard, Braylon, Anquan, Marques, Marion, Cedric, Visanthe etc. What I hate most is when these chalariyas are named Pierre or sophisticated names. You ever take a look at some of their pictures? They look like serial killers. Anybody notice in football how most Quarterbacks and tight ends are mostly white and Running backs and Wide Receivers are black? QB generally has to be the smartest....
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: The One and Only Mo on November 20, 2009, 12:28:26 PM
Here's Kevin Smith of the Detroit Lions http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/89612631.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19304E2CAB3274510130519DD4866113D6DB01E70F2B3269972

And of course, the handsome Marshawn Lynch of the Buffalo Bills http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/marshawn-lynch-arrested.jpg
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Rubystars on November 20, 2009, 01:04:30 PM
Were they trying to name him Martian?
Title: Re: Ebonic names
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on November 20, 2009, 02:45:12 PM
Were they trying to name him Martian?

Marshawn does indeed look like the preditor from the shwarzenegger movie.