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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: takebackourtemple on November 18, 2009, 09:02:36 PM
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I know we've had threads about this before, but I just turned on the Television and found out that Michael Jackson had a son named blanket. They tried to show blanket's mourning as something serious. Maybe we are overdue for another thread about ebonic names.
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I work with these animals, so you are talking my language.
The stupidest name that I've ever heard is: Hafesah. I always thought that this sounded like a foot fungus!
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One of the things that gets on my nerves is when blacks take white names and murder them because they're too stupid to know how to spell them correctly.
I spoke to one black guy whose name was supposed to be Johann. His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
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A lot of blacks like to put two letters before the name Marcus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JaMarcus_Russell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JaMarcus_Russell)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeMarcus_Ware (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeMarcus_Ware)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DaMarcus_Beasley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DaMarcus_Beasley)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeMarcus_Newman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeMarcus_Newman)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaMarcus_Aldridge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaMarcus_Aldridge)
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I knew a black with one of these made up names. What was interesting was that his parents named two of his brothers with Jewish names just by pure chance.
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I work with these animals, so you are talking my language.
The stupidest name that I've ever heard is: Hafesah. I always thought that this sounded like a foot fungus!
:::D :::D :::D :::D
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Tyrone, Germaine, Lebron, Deshawn, Shaniqua, Lateefah, Latoya, Ashanti, Malcolm, Tyrus, Jamal, Stefan, Jackson, Devon, Lemont, Demont, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD NOW. :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D My dad and I made a list once of shvartze names.
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This is too funny http://www.gunzfactor.com/forums/off_topic/172334-list_black_names-9.html (http://www.gunzfactor.com/forums/off_topic/172334-list_black_names-9.html)
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One of the things that gets on my nerves is when blacks take white names and murder them because they're too stupid to know how to spell them correctly.
I spoke to one black guy whose name was supposed to be Johann. His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
You mean like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chone_Figgins
You know his parents probably liked the name Sean but decided to just sound it out.
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the one that sucks the most is Barack Hussein ;D
nobody mentioned Latesha? What an annoying name.. African american women can be really loud and annoying, sorry to the few of you who are good..
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What about when jiggers think Toshiba is a nice girl's name?
Of course, we all know that Toshiba is a Japanese manufacturer of consumer electronics and semiconductors.
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I work with these animals, so you are talking my language.
The stupidest name that I've ever heard is: Hafesah. I always thought that this sounded like a foot fungus!
That takes the cake! :::D :::D :::D :::D
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The names they give to their illegitimate children are indeed funny. Here is a video that has the top 60 names. Even though most of the names are fake in this video some are real.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ&feature=PlayList&p=D6F7D90E6BAA3B1A&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=70
Also I do not know why they have to add two letters before a name. A kid across the street from my house got killed by a drunk driver. But the driver didn't do time because he wasn't really drunk.
So know they named the street Vesean way. And the womens lawyer was that pig sanford rubenstein al sharptons side kick.
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This is funny, too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HiGWpTLQKE&NR=1
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OJ
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A neighbor who is not prone to exaggeration claims this one from the license branch: The staffer was barking out names from the waiting list, and at the end came this one: "?$hit-head?"
A person of color bounced to the desk, "That be Shuh-Thade!!"
My neighbor has told that story about five times in my presence, and it's the same every time, so I can only assume that it's true. I'm glad that I wasn't there, because I would have busted a gut laughing.
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This reminds me of a TRUE story.
An afrocan lady at the hospital was deciding on a name for her newborn daughter, and after considering lotsa names... she came up with the one she like the most... one that she overheard from one of the nurses there.... that name was......
Placentia.
HAHAHAHAH (This is actually not a joke, its a true story)
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They should be named after their fathers like, Town Drunk, Needles, Court Date, Chain Snatcher, Pick Pocketer, or Crack Pipe.
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OJ
I still thought it was funny when Sacha Baron Cohen called OJ a traditional African name. :laugh: :::D :)
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His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
That could be a Jewish name!
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His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
That could be a Jewish name!
Yes, that is correct....
It could be a Jewish name............
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Placentia is a city around here, as you know, Brian. It is some Spanish word. I believe Placencia is a Spanish surname.
What you are all missing is that the real big/hip schvartze names aren't Tyrone, Marcus, Demetrius, etc. anymore. They are all about sand negro names. The really hip schvartze names are:
Khaleed
Ahmad
Jalil
Quran
Rashad
Shaliq
Muhammad
Aisha
Amina
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His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
That could be a Jewish name!
Yes, that is correct....
It could be a Jewish name............
There was no way this guy was Jewish. They were trying to spell Johann but didn't know how to spell it.
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I know Ruby, I just meant that these ignoramus apes stumbled upon a Hebrew name. I'm sure that if they knew that they'd change his name to Khaliq lickety-split.
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I know Ruby, I just meant that these ignoramus apes stumbled upon a Hebrew name. I'm sure that if they knew that they'd change his name to Khaliq lickety-split.
Oh ok :) You're right I'm sure they would have backed away from it really quickly. There've been a lot of black guys named Omar for some reason. I think that's an Arabic name right?
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I knew an affirmative action idiot who named his son "Al_Procino."
Why do many blacks love Al Pacino?...probably because of Scareface.
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I know Ruby, I just meant that these ignoramus apes stumbled upon a Hebrew name. I'm sure that if they knew that they'd change his name to Khaliq lickety-split.
Oh ok :) You're right I'm sure they would have backed away from it really quickly. There've been a lot of black guys named Omar for some reason. I think that's an Arabic name right?
Yes, Omar is an Arabic name as well.....
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The raisin heads identify with the sand negroes who are committing genocide against them in Africa more than their own actual bros.
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There must be some kind of unspoken rules about what they attach De and La too. I've never seen DeOmar.
They also try to steal other culture's names too like calling their boys Darius. Maybe they don't know the difference between Persians and Arabs.
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Mehmet.
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Perhaps "click language" names are going to be the next fashion ?
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Perhaps "click language" names are going to be the next fashion ?
Just remember: It has to be something that these animals can spell. And as we know, education isn't exactly a motto in these chimps communities. :::D
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What about "Queen"?
They like to name their girls that.
I've met jiggeresses named "Queen".
And don't forget that rapper whore named Queen.
Michael Jackscoon named "his son" Prince.
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What about "Queen"?
They like to name their girls that.
I've met jiggeresses named "Queen".
And don't forget that rapper whore named Queen.
Michael Jackscoon named "his son" Prince.
Yes, my wife had a black student who's name was Queen Jackson. She hated calling her Queen all the time, but she had to.
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Perhaps "click language" names are going to be the next fashion ?
Just remember: It has to be something that these animals can spell. And as we know, education isn't exactly a motto in these chimps communities. :::D
But most of their names ARE hard to spell. They probably exhaust all their skills on that.
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Perhaps "click language" names are going to be the next fashion ?
Just remember: It has to be something that these animals can spell. And as we know, education isn't exactly a motto in these chimps communities. :::D
But most of their names ARE hard to spell. They probably exhaust all their skills on that.
The scary thing is: The chimps name their young with names they can't even spell and still pronounce it like they think it says.
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A quick scan of most NFL and NBA names will net you names such as Marshawn, Rashard, Braylon, Anquan, Marques, Marion, Cedric, Visanthe etc. What I hate most is when these chalariyas are named Pierre or sophisticated names. You ever take a look at some of their pictures? They look like serial killers. Anybody notice in football how most Quarterbacks and tight ends are mostly white and Running backs and Wide Receivers are black? QB generally has to be the smartest....
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Here's Kevin Smith of the Detroit Lions http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/89612631.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19304E2CAB3274510130519DD4866113D6DB01E70F2B3269972
And of course, the handsome Marshawn Lynch of the Buffalo Bills http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/marshawn-lynch-arrested.jpg
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Were they trying to name him Martian?
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Were they trying to name him Martian?
Marshawn does indeed look like the preditor from the shwarzenegger movie.