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Title: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: mord on April 26, 2007, 07:59:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g19-sVfaBHA
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Gam Bashan veGam Gilad on April 26, 2007, 08:56:59 AM
My-my...
Somebody call Fruit right away ! 8)
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: mord on April 26, 2007, 09:03:53 AM
Yes that would be good
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 26, 2007, 09:15:09 AM
I REALLY fancy her.  :o 8)
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 26, 2007, 09:16:11 AM
I hope no blacks or Arabs get access to her.  :(  We should love blonde people and protect them and not make fun of them for being dim-witted.  She is so sexy.   :-*
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: mord on April 26, 2007, 09:16:28 AM
I REALLY fancy her.  :o 8)
But she really sounds dumb even her expressions show she's clueless
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 26, 2007, 09:17:49 AM
I REALLY fancy her.  :o 8)
But she really sounds dumb even her expressions show she's clueless



Women don't need to have massive IQ to be good in bed and be good mothers. :-*
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 26, 2007, 09:18:51 AM
I REALLY fancy her.  :o 8)
But she really sounds dumb even her expressions show she's clueless


If people think she's dumband she's forced to date an Arab then that's a real shame.  I hate it when people call them dumb, it makes them run to non-judgemental black men.  I want those hot blondes, dumb or not.   :-*
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: mord on April 26, 2007, 09:21:05 AM
Maybe your right
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 26, 2007, 09:32:56 AM
Maybe your right


I want to marry her.   :(
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: mord on April 26, 2007, 09:39:51 AM
So go to Israel it's not a big country due to it's many failed so called leaders
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Gam Bashan veGam Gilad on April 26, 2007, 11:07:24 AM
Actually I do agree with you at some level, Fruit.

  As a nice night flirt - this chick might just take you up for a ride to paradise, but as a WIFE and a mother to children, YOUR children? You wouldn't want to try that, believe me. That pathetic dumbhead doesn't worth a single molecule in your body. You'll never be happy with something like that; not in terms of a whole lifetime, not you. Personally I'd advise you to watch out ! (for your sake ;))

Seriously, you're lucky you haven't got the ability to understand the pile of whatever nonsense that she is talking. I wish I could say that about myself as well.. :D
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: mord on April 26, 2007, 11:10:07 AM
She has the intelligence of a first grader
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 26, 2007, 11:13:55 AM
Why are you being so harsh?  Everyone has the ability to learn and improve themselves no matter their level. 
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Allen-T on April 26, 2007, 11:30:40 AM
Fruit, who gets the vote on these 3; Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield or Mamie Van Doren? Personally I go with Van Doren w/Jayne second. Marilyn Monroe was disgusting, I think.   
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Gam Bashan veGam Gilad on April 26, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
She has the intelligence of a first grader

Naa.. I think you're being too generous with her. ;)

Why are you being so harsh?  Everyone has the ability to learn and improve themselves no matter their level.  

Oh Fruit,
are you always that romantic?

I really admire that! Sincerely, you are quite an inspiration. I wish I knew more people like you..
You know, the girl that will eventually have you is going to be the luckiest lady beneath the sky, no question about it.
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on April 26, 2007, 01:11:49 PM
She seems like a very nice, shy, unpretentious person.

I'll take her over "Rosie" any day.
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: mord on April 26, 2007, 01:17:31 PM
OVER ROSIE LOL IS THAT A COMPLAIMENT
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Trumpeldor on April 26, 2007, 01:34:52 PM
[makes immediate Aliyah plans]
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 26, 2007, 01:54:55 PM
I really admire that! Sincerely, you are quite an inspiration. I wish I knew more people like you..
You know, the girl that will eventually have you is going to be the luckiest lady beneath the sky, no question about it.


You don't need to insult me with back-handed compliments.  Bear in mind that I have never had girlfriends.    I suffer enough already.
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: RationalThought110 on April 26, 2007, 02:45:51 PM
I REALLY fancy her.  :o 8)
But she really sounds dumb even her expressions show she's clueless


If people think she's dumband she's forced to date an Arab then that's a real shame.  I hate it when people call them dumb, it makes them run to non-judgemental black men.  I want those hot blondes, dumb or not.   :-*


If she's Jewish, then she must be prohibited from dating an Arab.  The parents of the woman who is dating an annoying Hollywood actor, Leonardo Dicaprio, need to force their daughter to end it. 
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: RationalThought110 on April 26, 2007, 02:52:22 PM
Why is her name Kristian if she is Israeli? That doesn't sound like a Jewish name. Are you sure she's not some Russian goya that the self-hating Jews allowed into Israel?




It's quite possible that she came from the former Soviet Union.  They had a decent size population of blonds.  Many of the Jews from the former Soviet Union probably have a Russian name.  Could Kristian be a Russian name? 
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: dawntreader on April 26, 2007, 04:25:44 PM
If she is indeed Russian, then she was born to Russian immigrants to Israel. Her accent is Israeli. You can tell the difference between those who are born in Israel and those who are Russian immigrants.

She does not sound Russian at all.

But yeah...she's hot.  ;D And no...I couldn't understand everything she was saying.  :(
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Ehud on April 26, 2007, 04:47:23 PM
She's not even that great.  There are much nicer real Israeli brunettes to be had.
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Gam Bashan veGam Gilad on April 26, 2007, 06:27:44 PM
She's not even that great.  There are much nicer real Israeli brunettes to be had.

Absolutely. ;)
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 26, 2007, 06:32:23 PM
Well as I am not a member of your nation I am not interested in your 'smoking hot brunettes'.  But I would surely love your blonde cast-offs if you don't want them.
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: dawntreader on April 26, 2007, 06:44:01 PM
Well, I am a member of the nation...and I happen to like Blondinis.... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Shlomo on April 26, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
Blonde Jews are prohibited from dating Non-Jews just the same as brunette Jews.

The blonde stuff again... lol

Have you ever noticed that anti-Semites will never use the word "Jew"? They always say "Israeli"... yet they are never talking about the arabs.
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: mord on April 26, 2007, 07:37:47 PM
Well as I am not a member of your nation I am not interested in your 'smoking hot brunettes'.  But I would surely love your blonde cast-offs if you don't want them.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 26, 2007, 08:11:18 PM
Wrath of Ham is looking for a woman. 
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Gam Bashan veGam Gilad on April 26, 2007, 10:10:04 PM
I really admire that! Sincerely, you are quite an inspiration. I wish I knew more people like you..
You know, the girl that will eventually have you is going to be the luckiest lady beneath the sky, no question about it.


You don't need to insult me with back-handed compliments.  Bear in mind that I have never had girlfriends.    I suffer enough already.

Fruit,

you don't need to be upset. I never intended to insult you. I truely sympathize with you and feel for your situation. Everything I said was out of genuine sincerity. Please forgive me if I failed to express myself properly.

Ever since I heard your questions to Chaim Ben-Pessach on the "Ask JTF" shows (to whom I listen on a regular basis), I've become pretty curious about you. In fact, that was one of the main reasons why I decided to join this forum in the first place! (yea, believe it or not.. :D)
Anyway, after reading a bit here and a bit there I got amazed by your poetic style of writing and by the impressive gentle type of person that you are. I mean, I really like you... :) (as much as it seems insulting to you, probably due to misinterpreting me completely.)

All in all, I just wanted to tell you that I do believe you are for something special, because you are special. I was not kidding, and in no way was this a "back-handed compliment" like you said (or have you been flattering me too up to this moment and I somehow haven't noticed..? ::)).

Everybody has a purpose in life. Yours MUST be out there waiting, and it's your mission to find it. If you believe in G-d, G-d will guide and lead you right to it, because G-d loves the brave and the courageous peoples, and dislike the faithless ones. I hope soon enough you'll be blessed to see, with G-d's help, what your soul really craves.


Goodluck to you ! :)
Title: Re: Dumb Israeli blonde
Post by: Fruit of thy loins on April 27, 2007, 09:02:49 AM
Fruit,

you don't need to be upset. I never intended to insult you. I truely sympathize with you and feel for your situation. Everything I said was out of genuine sincerity. Please forgive me if I failed to express myself properly.

Ever since I heard your questions to Chaim Ben-Pessach on the "Ask JTF" shows (to whom I listen on a regular basis), I've become pretty curious about you. In fact, that was one of the main reasons why I decided to join this forum in the first place! (yea, believe it or not.. :D)
Anyway, after reading a bit here and a bit there I got amazed by your poetic style of writing and by the impressive gentle type of person that you are. I mean, I really like you... :) (as much as it seems insulting to you, probably due to misinterpreting me completely.)

All in all, I just wanted to tell you that I do believe you are for something special, because you are special. I was not kidding, and in no way was this a "back-handed compliment" like you said (or have you been flattering me too up to this moment and I somehow haven't noticed..? ::)).

Everybody has a purpose in life. Yours MUST be out there waiting, and it's your mission to find it. If you believe in G-d, G-d will guide and lead you right to it, because G-d loves the brave and the courageous peoples, and dislike the faithless ones. I hope soon enough you'll be blessed to see, with G-d's help, what your soul really craves.


Goodluck to you ! :)




Undeserved praise crushes the soul.  I want to be dead, not popular.