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Title: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on January 21, 2010, 03:43:29 PM
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/easton/index.ssf/2010/01/easton_man_breaks_into_city_ho.html


An Easton man broke into a West Ward home on Sunday, cut his hair, took a shower, cooked fried chicken then refused to leave when the homeowner found him watching television, court records say.

According to court records:

Jose N. DeGracia, of the first block of North Fourth Street, broke into the home in the first block of South 15th Street by smashing the front door window with a large rock.

Grace Kraus, who lives at the home, told police she came back to find DeGracia sitting in her television room. She told police she did not know the man and he refused to leave.

Police said it appeared as though DeGracia had visited every room in the house. Kraus' family photos were turned face down and several photos were taken off the walls. Dressers and closets had been rummaged through. DeGracia had also allegedly taken a shower and cut his hair in the kitchen, where he was also preparing fried chicken.

DeGracia was arrested and charged with burglary, criminal trespass, theft and criminal mischief. He was sent to Northampton County Prison in lieu of $15,000 bail.
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: The One and Only Mo on January 21, 2010, 04:47:13 PM
I hate when that happens.
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on January 21, 2010, 04:53:15 PM
Let me guess, schvartze/Hispanic hybrid?
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on January 21, 2010, 05:02:25 PM
Let me guess, schvartze/Hispanic hybrid?

Did you see the picture of the guy?
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: patches on January 21, 2010, 06:28:15 PM
This story is HILARIOUS! I tried to find his picture, but couldn't.
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on January 21, 2010, 06:30:14 PM
Let me guess, schvartze/Hispanic hybrid?

Actually, he is probably an illegal Mexican.
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on January 21, 2010, 06:31:52 PM
Did you see the picture of the guy?
Nope. But black/Latino relationships are pretty common.
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on January 22, 2010, 05:25:48 AM
At least he is a clean burglar and he has some strong principles as well.
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: HiWarp on January 22, 2010, 07:07:16 AM
At least he is a clean burglar and he has some strong principles as well.

Have you ever made fried chicken? I wouldn't be so fast to categorize him as clean, unless he wiped down the counter tops with degreaser and mopped the floor with a swiffer after he fried it.
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on January 22, 2010, 08:17:01 AM

Fried chicken and the fact that he refused to leave points to the fact that he may just be a jigger.
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: The One and Only Mo on January 22, 2010, 11:22:57 AM
At least he is a clean burglar and he has some strong principles as well.

Have you ever made fried chicken? I wouldn't be so fast to categorize him as clean, unless he wiped down the counter tops with degreaser and mopped the floor with a swiffer after he fried it.
he cut his hair in the kitchen. ew.
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: JTFenthusiast2 on January 23, 2010, 06:50:31 PM
HI Warp,

That is seriously funny
Title: Re: Burglar showers, then fries chicken
Post by: Rubystars on January 23, 2010, 11:37:47 PM
At least he doesn't seem to be the violent type. I think he probably has some kind of mental illness.