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Title: redneck manicured lawn
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on June 13, 2010, 12:01:18 AM
How the so called worlds strongest redneck takes care of his lawn:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtjENwtgUUw&playnext_from=TL&videos=6rvO-bgCaU0
Title: Re: redneck manicured lawn
Post by: ~Hanna~ on June 13, 2010, 12:22:42 AM
He is an idiot.

I hate his mustache.

He treats his wife badly, I am sure.

I hope he plans on buying another vacuum now.
Title: Re: redneck manicured lawn
Post by: Ari Ben-Canaan on June 13, 2010, 04:39:36 AM
What kind of self respecting redneck would own a pansy lawnmower like that?  How on earth did he suffer through the embarrassment of buying such a "piece" in the checkout line?  Going off what ~Hanna~ said, about his mustache...  what kind of girly facial hair is that [James Hetfield called and wants his gayness back].  Grow a beard!!  What a feygala putz.

http://www.deere.com/en_US/homeowners/riding_mowers/index.html

John Deere.  Take pride in what you do.

I'm from the Adirondacks.  We know how to get things done.  I can't wait to move back home and do my parents lawn again.  Gardening/botany is a passion of mine.

http://www.jerrybaker.net/garden/homepage.aspx

^Having a nice lawn is pretty easy and only takes common sense.  5 extra minutes of time to get a nice lawn; mix up a hose-end sprayer with some coca-cola, beer, mouthwash, and dishsoap, plus some Superthrive brand vitamins and some seaweed and spray your lawn like normal.  A knowledge of hydroponics also helps, but is not mandatory [eg, getting into biological aerated compost teas].

 :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: redneck manicured lawn
Post by: Rubystars on June 13, 2010, 10:16:02 AM
That was funny about the vacuum.  :laugh:
Title: Re: redneck manicured lawn
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on June 13, 2010, 04:14:40 PM
That was funny about the vacuum.  :laugh:

I thought so to Ruby  :::D
Title: Re: redneck manicured lawn
Post by: ~Hanna~ on June 14, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
If anyone needs a job killing blackberries, please inquire with me, thanks.
Title: Re: redneck manicured lawn
Post by: Dr. Dan on June 14, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
how about placing a lawn mowing bag to catch the grass?
Title: Re: redneck manicured lawn
Post by: ~Hanna~ on June 14, 2010, 09:19:59 PM
That's too much work.

He would rather make his wife angry and ruin the vacuum cleaner in the process, thus, wasting money, also.

how about placing a lawn mowing bag to catch the grass?