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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dan Ben Noah on January 21, 2012, 09:55:44 AM
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Shalom
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This is good news. Chuck Norris is quite popular with youngsters these days.
I remember enjoying his films when I was younger.
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Chuck is already back in the states after blowing up those Iranian scientists?? Good for Chuck!!!
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As soon as Chuck showed himself to be conservative, he disappeared from film.
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
If Chuck Norris can't do it.... nobody else can.
All insurance agreements come with a hidden clause. 'Will not pay out if attacked by Chuck Norris'. That includes buildings, ships, satellites.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris can speak 20 languages, with only his fists. His feet can speak 40.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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There is an error on this thread.
The title is suppose to be:
Newt Gingrich endorses Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris himself should have been the winning candidate. Kiyyaaaehhhhh