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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dan Ben Noah on November 24, 2012, 09:22:44 AM
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Shalom
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That's because they've never created a language.
They've never invented the wheel or controlled fire.
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Congressman Jim Clyburn went even further. “The entire English language was created by slaveowners as a means of oppression. You can’t just say that one word is a racist code word or another. The whole language, every single word, letter and apostrophe in it is racist. It’s a fact. If you speak English, you’re a racist.”
Tomorrow in the news: Hollywood considers Jim Clyburn for role of English language professor. ;D
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We must start using a non-racist language.... I better brush up on my Klingon
tlhIngan Hol: bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'
Translation in Racist English: When cold revenge is served, the dish is always very good!!!
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English IS racist!
I say we all speak Klingon!
(http://001yourtranslationservice.com/translations/jobs/pics/klingon-text-sample.gif)
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English IS racist!
I say we all speak Klingon!
(http://001yourtranslationservice.com/translations/jobs/pics/klingon-text-sample.gif)
This can't possibly be a coincidence that we would both pick the same language and the same proverb.
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“If the language is being used to criticize a black person then we must deem such language to be irreparably and irrevocably racist,” Fudge said. “Every word that is used to disguise the racist intentions of a racist political movement must be deemed a racist code word disguising the true racist intentions of the racists who make use of them.”
When little Latarian fails his spelling test then the teacher must have given him a culturally biased/racist test based on the racist English language. If the teacher says "Latarian I'm sorry but I had to give you an F. Maybe I can help you study to do better on your next test" then she's being racist for using the English language to criticize his performance.
This was a pretty funny parody article Dan but the sad thing is that I don't think this kind of thing will be a parody for long.