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Title: He has to save planet earth first
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on January 13, 2013, 07:01:47 PM

http://www.examiner.com/article/new-book-on-scientology-says-tom-cruise-out-to-save-the-world-from-aliens

Title: Re: He has to save planet earth first
Post by: drlmg on January 13, 2013, 08:04:16 PM

Thanks for sharing that!!! I can rest easier at night now knowing that when the aliens come, Tom will save us! After all he is a OT III you know! That's higher than Jesus, Allah, Buddha, and HaShem combined! :crazy: :fright:

Being Sarcastic in case anyone misunderstands.

Title: Re: He has to save planet earth first
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on January 13, 2013, 09:20:19 PM

No, the aliens are already among us.
Don't you feel it down your spine?

Title: Re: He has to save planet earth first
Post by: Every Jew AK47 on January 13, 2013, 09:24:28 PM

He can start by saving us from the illegal alien named Barak Hussein Obama.  The president of Kenya.

Title: Re: He has to save planet earth first
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on January 13, 2013, 09:36:21 PM

I thought he was prince Barry of Indonesia?

Title: Re: He has to save planet earth first
Post by: briann on January 15, 2013, 05:41:28 PM

Tsk Tsk Tsk.... If the White House had only approved the Death Star project... we wouldnt have to rely on Cruise.