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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: The One and Only Mo on January 29, 2013, 12:11:09 PM
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Subject: What Happens When a Fly Falls Into a Cup of Coffee?
(An examination of curious national predilections.)
The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away
in a fit of rage.
The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of
coffee.
The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly in it, since
it was included with no extra charge.
The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the
Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the
extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee,
protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European
Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and
then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the
Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli
why he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.
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Good joke but it does perpetuate the greedy Jew stereotype somewhat.
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Good joke but it does perpetuate the greedy Jew stereotype somewhat.
Jews can't sell to markets? LOL
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The American - attempts to save the fly from drowning in the coffee and, when he is unable to do so, seeks out the fly's family and pays them an undisclosed amount of money in perpetuity thus alleviating the guilt he feels about being responsible for the fly's death.
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Well said Mo! :dance:
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Well said Mo! :dance:
I got in online
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Good joke but it does perpetuate the greedy Jew stereotype somewhat.
I don't think it depicts greed at all.... to me it shows resourcefulness and intelligence on the part of the Jew.
As for the "palestinian" it shows ignorance and trifling /low class behavior...... and an air of entitlement.