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Title: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: Rubystars on June 08, 2013, 03:14:11 PM
http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2012/01/islam-its-mostly-about-going-to.html
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: Zelhar on June 08, 2013, 03:36:16 PM
Indeed it seems super OCD protocol. I think Mo could put Howard Hughes to shame.
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on June 08, 2013, 08:54:33 PM
But then they blow all that hard work by shtupping camels.
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: Dr. Dan on June 08, 2013, 09:32:35 PM
"Mohammad pb&j upon him".

That must mean Mohammad may peanut butter and jelly be upon him. Lol
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: kyel on June 08, 2013, 10:25:36 PM
they have to pee sitting down? what pansies
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on June 08, 2013, 10:55:51 PM
I'd better remove my toilet.
I'll just leave the drain pipe on.
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: Binyamin Yisrael on June 08, 2013, 11:54:38 PM
is this real?

Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: Mishmaat on June 09, 2013, 12:13:40 AM
is this real?

Are you that surprised by the insanity? Of course it's real! Check the sources.
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on June 10, 2013, 07:28:08 AM
is this real?


If you're asking if islam is real then the answer is no. Islam is a false religion.
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: Dr. Dan on June 10, 2013, 09:22:16 AM
they have to pee sitting down? what pansies

Well, it's a way of preventing pee to end up on the toilet seat...I think...oh wait, if they touch their weeny while they pee, it would be a big sin.
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: Israel Chai on June 24, 2013, 02:41:15 PM
I think pisslam has a bunch of ocd rules that are justified by mohhamed doing it so that people remember to rape, kill and commit acts of terrorism like mohammed did. Once as they take over, the Bnei Brith of Islam steps in, and they say instead of not yawning because it makes soldiers look less imposing, they say to do it in order to prevent the devil urinating in your mouth. Instead of taking something that is good and moving up into the realm of cloud 9, they take something that is bad and make it harmless through more stupidity. Judaism also is real and effective when it is completely being practiced, and pisslam is less dysfunctional when it is the phony settlement version (either in the beginning or after takeover) based on a couple out-of-context verses that are being practiced.
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: syyuge on June 24, 2013, 05:48:03 PM
When coming from the muslamic mouths, it has to be foolish in no uncertain terms.
Title: Re: Islam's OCD toilet rules
Post by: TruthSpreader on June 24, 2013, 07:41:21 PM
"Mohammad pb&j upon him".

That must mean Mohammad may peanut butter and jelly be upon him. Lol

That has to be the funniest joke I've heard so far.