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Title: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 30, 2013, 09:51:19 AM: So even cows are polluting mother earth. What? Because they breath?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/london_burger_takes_extra_cheddar_6toH0bFZTaIYOFmtpSW1aJ
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: Zelhar on July 30, 2013, 02:08:04 PM: Most of the "pollution" is methane gas their digestive system exhausts, and technically its the bacteria in their guts who produce this pollution not the cows themselves.
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: muman613 on July 30, 2013, 03:32:00 PM: Next we will discover the Cow muffler, reducing Cow emissions to federally mandated levels.
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: Binyamin Yisrael on July 30, 2013, 03:36:29 PM: The question is, is this kosher? If the animal was never a real animal, is it even Halahically considered meat?
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 30, 2013, 03:47:43 PM: Quote from: muman613 on July 30, 2013, 03:32:00 PM
Next we will discover the Cow muffler, reducing Cow emissions to federally mandated levels.

Where would you suggest they "install" this muffler?
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: muman613 on July 30, 2013, 03:53:18 PM: Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on July 30, 2013, 03:47:43 PM
Where would you suggest they "install" this muffler?

In the 'tushy' region...
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 30, 2013, 03:58:42 PM: so that you'll only hear "ffffffff" instead?
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: Zelhar on July 30, 2013, 05:49:26 PM: Quote from: muman613 on July 30, 2013, 03:53:18 PM
In the 'tushy' region...
Most of the methane is burped out through their mouth.
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: muman613 on July 30, 2013, 06:18:00 PM: Quote from: Zelhar on July 30, 2013, 05:49:26 PM
Most of the methane is burped out through their mouth.

I learn something new every day...

http://science.howstuffworks.com/zoology/mammals/methane-cow.htm

Cows emit a massive amount of methane through belching, with a lesser amount through flatulence. Statistics vary regarding how much methane the average dairy cow expels. Some experts say 100 liters to 200 liters a day (or about 26 gallons to about 53 gallons), while others say it's up to 500 liters (about 132 gallons) a day. In any case, that's a lot of methane, an amount comparable to the pollution produced by a car in a day.
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: IsraelForever on July 30, 2013, 06:33:36 PM: Some nights I could use a muffler!! :::D
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 30, 2013, 06:38:59 PM: Oh so you have to put an even bigger muffler in their mouths?
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 30, 2013, 06:39:38 PM: What about fat people? Do we need to worry about them emitting greenhouse gases too?
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: muman613 on July 30, 2013, 06:45:05 PM: Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on July 30, 2013, 06:39:38 PM
What about fat people? Do we need to worry about them emitting greenhouse gases too?

This is a major problem in the inner city... Causes smog and bad air days...
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on July 30, 2013, 11:53:48 PM: Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: Sveta on July 30, 2013, 11:57:43 PM: Quote from: Binyamin Yisrael on July 30, 2013, 03:36:29 PM
If the animal was never a real animal, is it even Halahically considered meat?

What do you mean by if the animal was never a real animal?
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: Joe Gutfeld on July 31, 2013, 04:51:40 PM: I've heard this cow story for years.
Title: Re: Cows are polluting mother earth
Post by: Binyamin Yisrael on August 01, 2013, 03:33:34 AM: Quote from: IsraeliHeart on July 30, 2013, 11:57:43 PM
What do you mean by if the animal was never a real animal?

They said the meat was grown in test tubes and not actually a live cow.