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Title: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: Shlomo on July 31, 2013, 02:19:11 PM
Wait... isn't the symbol for islam a crescent shaped moon? I guess they better issue a fatwa on the symbol of islam!


While an appeals court ruled Tuesday that New York City’s limit on the size of sugary soft drinks served in restaurants is unconstitutional, it appears rebels in Syria have also gotten into the act of policing food.

A sharia committee linked to Islamist rebels in Aleppo, Syria has issued a fatwa declaring croissants to be “haram,” that is, forbidden under Islamic sharia law.

Al Arabiya reports that the reasoning behind banning the buttery pastry is that “croissants’ crescent shape celebrates European victory over Muslims.”


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/31/syrian-rebels-issue-fatwa-against-croissants-but-not-because-theyre-fattening/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/31/syrian-rebels-issue-fatwa-against-croissants-but-not-because-theyre-fattening/)

(http://newyork.seriouseats.com/images/20101021-croissants-15.jpg)
Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: Rubystars on July 31, 2013, 02:21:32 PM
If Muslims stuck to doing silly things like this rather than killing people they'd be a lot less hated.
Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: Zelhar on July 31, 2013, 03:42:42 PM
According to culinary legend the Croissant was invented in Vienna to celebrate the defeat of the Ottoman Turks at the battle of Vienna in their second and last attempt to conquer Vienna.
Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: muman613 on July 31, 2013, 03:47:34 PM
It's just a flaky pastry for heaven sake...

http://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/23253/how-do-i-make-a-flaky-croissant
Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: muman613 on July 31, 2013, 03:48:51 PM
Would it be considered a hate crime if I gave my muslim neighbor a croissant?

Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: TruthSpreader on July 31, 2013, 09:01:11 PM
Ironic isn't it? Since they are shaped like a crescent moon.

Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on July 31, 2013, 09:25:28 PM
Of course most are made with unhealthy ingredients.
Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: Sveta on July 31, 2013, 09:30:19 PM
I'm going to buy a dozen croissants now!
Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: muman613 on August 01, 2013, 12:47:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArmlVeI7p40
Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: Binyamin Yisrael on August 01, 2013, 03:54:01 AM
Isn't the name Croissant related to the word Cross? I also have heard that pretzels were originally Xtian also.

Title: Re: Fatwa Against Croissants - Forbidden Under Islamic Sharia Law
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on August 01, 2013, 09:12:52 AM
They should drink lard.