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Title: Man wakes up at his own morgue
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on January 11, 2014, 01:02:01 PM: http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/undead-man-wakes-kenyan-morgue-embalmed-article-1.1576239
Title: Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
Post by: drlmg on January 11, 2014, 01:09:44 PM: The worst part is, he woke up and realized he lives in Kenya.
Title: Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on January 11, 2014, 05:04:58 PM: maybe he'll be president some day
Title: Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
Post by: Rubystars on January 12, 2014, 03:12:02 AM: This is one reason why we don't want Obamacare
Title: Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
Post by: Debbie Shafer on January 12, 2014, 03:38:54 PM: What a frightening experience....they were just about to drain him of his blood, and put the preservative in his veins!
Title: Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
Post by: Rubystars on January 12, 2014, 03:49:14 PM: Quote from: Debbie Shafer on January 12, 2014, 03:38:54 PM
What a frightening experience....they were just about to drain him of his blood, and put the preservative in his veins!

I'm afraid that this is actually how a lot of people die. Perhaps not large numbers by year but significant enough that it's not completely a rare occurrence. Before embalming there were more cases of premature burial/people waking up in coffins alive and underground. That's why some people had a "wake" ceremony, to prevent that. At least exsanguination is better than that.
Title: Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
Post by: Nachus on January 12, 2014, 05:47:03 PM: :usa+israel: :fist:

He probably decided that he wouldn't join the 'Greatful' Dead
:o :laugh: