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Title: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 03, 2007, 07:07:17 PM: Let's get to the bottom of this story pronto! A journalist died trying to figure this out!

Chaimfan
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: mord on August 03, 2007, 07:10:17 PM: All of above but since there was no all of above i posted 6
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 03, 2007, 07:11:41 PM: Come on... one of them has to be used the most. You can do better than that, Mord! :P :laugh:
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: mord on August 03, 2007, 07:12:48 PM: Quote from: C.F. on August 03, 2007, 07:11:41 PM
Come on... one of them has to be used the most. You can do better than that, Mord! :P :laugh:
I voted Various and sundry scrapings from the men's rooms of Oakland storefront ghetto mosques
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 03, 2007, 07:13:17 PM: PS my answer, albeit I am not voting, would be the hippo dung. It's probably the cheapest to buy in bulk and it's what provides the crunchiness and fiber to YBMB's wares. Yummmmm! ;D :laugh:
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: kellymaureen on August 03, 2007, 07:13:23 PM: All of those...plus the islamic favorite, camel urine.
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: mord on August 03, 2007, 07:14:46 PM: Yes you need some liquid ingreidient :laugh:
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 03, 2007, 07:14:58 PM: I betcha YBMB has an exclusive contract with the San Francisco Zoo and all the bathhouses up there as their janitorial service. They probably call themselves "Your Black Muslim Cleaning Services". That's where they get their ingredients.
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: mord on August 03, 2007, 07:15:49 PM: Quote from: C.F. on August 03, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I betcha YBMB has an exclusive contract with the San Francisco Zoo and all the bathhouses up there as their janitorial service. They probably call themselves "Your Black Muslim Cleaning Services". That's where they get their ingredients.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: HA HA
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 03, 2007, 07:16:12 PM: Hence my entry of the extract of Malcolm X's member. He probably saved a lot of his "juices" in some funky black Muslim sperm bank.
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: mord on August 03, 2007, 07:17:02 PM: Quote from: C.F. on August 03, 2007, 07:16:12 PM
Hence my entry of the extract of Malcolm X's member. He probably saved a lot of his "juices" in some funky black Muslim sperm bank.
Yea we need more of him
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 03, 2007, 07:18:29 PM: Except in black Muslim sperm banks, they don't preserve semen by freezing it. In their voodoo belief system, they figure that it gets better if you ferment it in casks and barrels like wine for thirty or more years. (Since they don't believe in alcohol that is what takes its place as their "adult" drink. ;))
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: kellymaureen on August 03, 2007, 07:24:30 PM: :laugh: A barrel....he must have been awfuly busy to fill a barrel
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: Dr. Dan on August 03, 2007, 07:32:02 PM: "finely ground gluteal crevice hairs"

I like the way you worded that because nothing short of a 13 year old would have a clue what that means except maybe Dexter, who is mature enough.
Title: Re: Your Black Muslim Bakery
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 04, 2007, 12:25:34 AM: Aww thanks Danny... and nobody ever accused me of being mature. ;)