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Save Western Civilization => Save America => Topic started by: DownwithIslam on August 09, 2007, 12:05:55 AM
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What's long and black and smells like sh@t?
The welfare line.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day
Why does Alabama have [censored] and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
Why are [censored] like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.
Why do decent white folks shop at [censored] yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
[censored] Are Always Causing Problems
Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.
How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.
How do you get 12 [censored] in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.
Why did god create orgasms?
So [censored] know when to stop.
What do you do if you see a [censored] with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of [censored] out of their mouth.
I hope everyone enjoys them.
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:D :laugh: Hilarious.
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I thought they would be funny.
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You have a true gift of jocularity, DWI... now how about some wetback cucaracha jokes? ;D :laugh:
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You have a true gift of jocularity, DWI... now how about some wetback cucaracha jokes? ;D :laugh:
I would love to hear some of that kind too.
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Why don't wetbacks have BBQs?
The beans keep falling through the grill.
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What's the difference between a Mexican and a worm?
Not much, they're always soaked in tequila. ;)
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Whats the difference between a black and a bucket of sh$t?
The bucket.
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ROFL
This one about stopping crime with abortion is my favorite.
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This one about stopping crime with abortion is my favorite.
In all seriousness that one is actually rather tragic. Schvartze women butcher their babies with no conscience at all. Blacks have abortions more than any other race.
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Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.
How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.
Why are schvartzas like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.
lol :D
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hahahahahahahahahahhaha
These are excillent!!!! :D :D :D :D
Keep them coming
hahahahahahha
Thank YOU
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This one about stopping crime with abortion is my favorite.
In all seriousness that one is actually rather tragic. Schvartze women butcher their babies with no conscience at all. Blacks have abortions more than any other race.
Well would it be better that they be raised with AIDs like in Africa? That's what blacks would do to themselves if abortions weren't available. I think that if blacks didn't have abortions, they would self-destruct. They're already self-destructing so badly that if they were forced to have all the children they became pregnant with, their situation would be irreversable. They would all literally be on welfare. There would be much more crime. Look, I'm all for saving life, but if it's just going to create a more desperate situation for a group of people such as blacks in the U.S. and blacks in Africa, I don't see a problem with abortion.
If blacks were forced to carry through with their pregnancies, the poverty rate would increase astronomically. People would be so poor, they wouldn't be able to feed their children and the cycle of violence, crime and poverty would increase exponentially. It would be such a disastrous situation.
I'm all for saving life, but I think in the case of blacks in the U.S. it would actually do them more harm than good if they stopped having abortions.
Even though I'm for the life of unborn children, I'm also for the life of the living as well.
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...and I've reached the 1000 mark, woo hoo! ;D ;D
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Why do they put cotton wool in the top of pill bottles?
It's to remind the blacks that they used to pick cotton before they became drug dealers.
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Why do they put cotton wool in the top of pill bottles?
It's to remind the blacks that they used to pick cotton before they became drug dealers.
HAHAHA That's my favorite! :D
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Did you hear about the two negros on the TV show 'That's Incredible'?
One had no criminal record and the other one had a job.
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Did you hear about the two negros on the TV show 'That's Incredible'?
One had no criminal record and the other one had a job.
That's funny, those that have either one or the other are rare but it's REALLY rare find people who have both!
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There's a puerto rican and a black in a car, who's driving?
The police, who else?!
When is the only time blacks have anything to do with a book?
Central BOOKing at the police station.
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Why are black people always so strong ?
... because Televisions are getting heavier..
Whats long and hard in Harlem?
First grade
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
...and for Shoshana
What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
"Steal a chicken..."
What's 6 miles long and goes 4 miles an hour?
A Mexican funeral with one set of jumper cables
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New perfume for negro women.......
'Au de doo dah day'
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New perfume for negro women.......
'Au de doo dah day'
Lame...
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New perfume for negro women.......
'Au de doo dah day'
Lame...
Why did the negro wear a tuxedo and top hat to get a vasectomy?
"If ah's gonna be im-potent, ah might jus' as well look im-potent!"