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Title: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 11, 2014, 03:58:25 PM


http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-28227198
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: muman613 on July 11, 2014, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on July 11, 2014, 03:58:25 PM

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-28227198

Why not... Nothing is free...

Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: Irish Zionist on July 11, 2014, 04:14:01 PM
First steps for a full oxegen tax  >:(
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: Irish Zionist on July 11, 2014, 04:15:21 PM
Quote from: muman613 on July 11, 2014, 04:00:58 PM
Why not... Nothing is free...
Muman I'm charging you an opinion tax, hand over $50 or else!
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: muman613 on July 11, 2014, 04:19:00 PM
Quote from: Irish Zionist on July 11, 2014, 04:15:21 PM
Muman I'm charging you an opinion tax, hand over $50 or else!

I pay so much tax I don't know where it goes... Heck, $20 here , $20 there, I'm money bags to the socialists...

(http://www.xconomy.com/wordpress/wp-content/images/2009/10/money_bags.jpg)
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 11, 2014, 08:59:13 PM
Only $50?
So did muman pay the $50?
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: muman613 on July 11, 2014, 09:58:57 PM
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on July 11, 2014, 08:59:13 PM
Only $50?
So did muman pay the $50?

He who smelt it dealt it...

Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 13, 2014, 12:24:49 AM
M, what the hell did you eat last night? That's some serious methane coming out of your fermentation gut.
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: muman613 on July 13, 2014, 10:48:37 PM
ACK,

Just for you, a story to warm the deep recesses of your belly... A scientific finding guaranteed to make 90% of the world laugh...



http://gawker.com/can-smelling-farts-cure-cancer-scientists-say-yes-ish-1604346953

Can Smelling Farts Cure Cancer? Scientists Say Yes-ish!
Kelly Conaboy

Can smelling farts cure cancer? No, right? Right. But also: maybe!

Scientists at the University of Exeter have found that fart smell can potentially offer health benefits in a range of issues, like cancer, diabetes, stroke, heart attacks, and dementia. Oh! Dr. Mark Wood wrote in a release from the university, via Time:

"Although hydrogen sulfide is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases."

Although farts are toxic in large doses—and really, what dose isn't a large dose?—small amounts can help protect cells by preserving mitochondria:

"When cells become stressed by disease, they draw in enzymes to generate minute quantities of hydrogen sulfide. This keeps the mitochondria ticking over and allows cells to live. If this doesn't happen, the cells die and lose the ability to regulate survival and control inflammation.

Researchers have created a compound called AP39 to exploit this process and slowly deliver the gas to mitochondria, according to a study published in the journal Medicinal Chemistry Communications. Professor Matt Whiteman writes, "Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive."

The study doesn't specify how many farts you have to smell in order to live forever, though, so I guess just smell all of them? Get all the farts you can into your body, or back into your body as the case may be, and I'll see you in the year 4000!

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KKtKt07Ilz4/TYJOE6JmSNI/AAAAAAAAAKY/sh5TSekDEmE/s1600/booger6.jpg)
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: muman613 on July 13, 2014, 11:25:57 PM
Just had a scary thought (though funny to me at the moment)...

Under Obamacare Fart therapy for all kinds of sickness and disease could bring a lot of money to the flatulent. Talk about redistribution of 'power'.

Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: ChabadKahanist on July 13, 2014, 11:33:28 PM
www.mrmethane.com
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: muman613 on July 13, 2014, 11:44:46 PM
Quote from: ChabadKahanist on July 13, 2014, 11:33:28 PM
www.mrmethane.com

Outrageous find... Like a whoopie cushion...
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: muman613 on July 13, 2014, 11:46:53 PM
Not for the squeamish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTsXtu3ivko
Title: Re: Fart clean up tax in Venezuela
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 14, 2014, 03:21:38 AM
yes fartman. what is your address, I'll send you FREE bottled fart!