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Title: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Shlomo on August 15, 2017, 04:30:46 PM: This thread is just for fun. There is nothing serious about it. Everyone in control (government, Facebook, Twitter, media, etc) is always talking about fake news. Some is and some isn't.

BUT... If you could make a fake news article, what would you come up with? I'll start.

“SCIENTISTS WORK RELENTLESSLY WITH DNA TO CREATE CLONE OF MOHAMMED... CROSSED WITH GOATS”

and

“NANCY PELOSI AND DEMOCRATS CLAIM THAT VANILLA ICE CREAM IS RACIST AND PROPOSE RACIST TAX”

Your turn...
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Shoftim3:31 on August 15, 2017, 05:08:08 PM: TOILET PAPER BANNED FOR BEING RACIST

WHITE PEOPLE BANNED FROM COLLEGES "THEY HAD 400 YEARS OF SUPERIORITY, NOW WE DESERVE IT"

RIGHT-WING ISRAELI ADMITS THAT ISRAEL IS EVIL

BERNIE SANDERS MOVES TO NORTH KOREA, STARTS PICKLE ROUTE
plz no ban
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Zelhar on August 15, 2017, 05:34:50 PM: Elizabeth Warren converts to Islam, marries ayatollah khamenei.
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Binyamin Yisrael on August 15, 2017, 11:55:12 PM: Quote from: Shlomo on August 15, 2017, 04:30:46 PM
“NANCY PELOSI AND DEMOCRATS CLAIM THAT VANILLA ICE CREAM IS RACIST AND PROPOSE RACIST TAX”

They actually did say milk is racist. They said blacks don't need milk because of different genetics and it just raises their cholesterol. I would think they would say chocolate is racist. They say jimmies are racist and now they call them sprinkles.
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Binyamin Yisrael on August 15, 2017, 11:56:39 PM: Liberals Demand Destruction of Lincoln Memorial Because Lincoln Wanted To Send The Slaves Back To Africa

Liberals Want To Rename Washington, DC Because It Was Built By Slave Labor and Named After Slave Owner
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Binyamin Yisrael on August 15, 2017, 11:59:49 PM: Quote from: Binyamin Yisrael on August 15, 2017, 11:56:39 PM
Liberals Want To Rename Washington, DC Because It Was Built By Slave Labor and Named After Slave Owner

They can "reclaim" Washington. Most people with that name are black. George Washington didn't have any kids and upon his death, he freed his slaves. Probably all people with that name are descended from his slaves.
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Israel Chai on August 16, 2017, 01:23:50 AM: TRANSGENDER SHIA MUSLIM SCHOLAR PROVES WORLD IS FLAT THROUGH FGM

BIBI NATIONALIZING THE BUSINESSES OF JEWS WHO SAY HE IS LEFT WING

BENNETT FUNDS SECOND JERUSALEM GAY PARADE AFTER RELIGIOUS JEW SPITS

FEMINISTS ORGANIZE LATE NIGHT SOUTH HARLEM WALK AS SLAVERY REPARATIONS

JERUSALEM DECLARES HIGHWAYS AS EGALITARIAN PRAYER SECTIONS, TRAFFIC REDUCED

REX TILLERSON RENOUNCES HIS MUSLIM FAITH, SAUDI FATWA DECLARED
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Shlomo on August 16, 2017, 12:05:09 PM: Quote from: Binyamin Yisrael on August 15, 2017, 11:55:12 PM
They actually did say milk is racist.

You are right. They even claimed that band-aids were racist (http://dailycaller.com/2016/03/31/university-of-north-carolina-diversity-workshop-brands-beige-band-aids-as-white-privilege/) because they weren't black.

So far my favorites are:

TOILET PAPER BANNED FOR BEING RACIST

BENNETT FUNDS SECOND JERUSALEM GAY PARADE AFTER RELIGIOUS JEW SPITS

Those made me laugh.
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Joe Gutfeld on August 17, 2017, 04:07:21 PM: How about, CHAIM BEN PEASCH HAS BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT OF Israel!
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Lisa on August 17, 2017, 06:47:28 PM: How about quilted two-ply toilet paper decorated with fakestinian flag available for sale.
Title: Re: Fun topic: If you could make a “fake” news article, what would it be?
Post by: Zelhar on August 18, 2017, 05:03:01 AM: Michelle Obama contracts AIDS from Bill Clinton.