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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: ChabadKahanist on December 26, 2018, 09:26:14 AM
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INRI=I'm Nailed Right In
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You don't see us poking fun of Judaism so I expect the same consideration.
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You don't see us poking fun of Judaism so I expect the same consideration.
If its really funny wtv. That was like if you already dont like it you're like ha ha at it, but just in the humor itself not really doing it for me. Like Islam jokes i post are poking fun of things they do that are messed up, some i posted like that just for quantity, but all it speaks to is the person that made the joke not the religion so like try harder CK or you just make drama I don't get much of a laugh out of.
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rude
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You don't see us poking fun of Judaism so I expect the same consideration.
I understand that the administrators do not want a fight between Jews, Noahides and chr*stians. But if you accept the new testament, you will have to own the following verses: http://thejewishhome.org/counter/AntiJewishNT.pdf
Please do not act as if chr*stians have consideration for Jews.
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I understand that the administrators do not want a fight between Jews, Noahides and chr*stians. But if you accept the new testament, you will have to own the following verses: http://thejewishhome.org/counter/AntiJewishNT.pdf
Please do not act as if chr*stians have consideration for Jews.
Like the ones here have been like pretty considerate. If we work hard enough we can make religious drama and put aside our mutual political aspirations to squabble.
I am pro-humor, but like wasn't funny. The following isn't offensive enough to make my point, but even if it was offensive and only this funny id be cool no matter what religion, humor is cool:
Several centuries ago the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy.There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community so the Pope offered a deal.
He would hold a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy. If the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.
The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, both sides agreed that it would be a "silent" debate.
On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other. The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
The rabbi looked back and raised one finger and shook it at the Pope.
Next the Pope waved his finger around his head.
The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.
The rabbi pulled out an apple.
With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy.
Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger, shaking it to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs.”
"Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God is all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God is also right here with us.”
"I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.”
"He beat me at every move and I could not continue."
Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he'd won.
"I haven't a clue," the rabbi said. "First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy so I shook my finger saying no.”
"Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I told him that we were staying right here."
"And then what?" asked a woman.
"Who knows?" said the rabbi. "He took out his lunch so I took out mine."
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We're on the topic now, so like bro your islam jokes too, I click expecting a laugh, and you're like "what did Mohammed say to the other guy? I'm a murder and a pedophile" :::D :::D :::D like ok yeah we know but like put a bit of effort bro.
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We're on the topic now, so like bro your islam jokes too, I click expecting a laugh, and you're like "what did Mohammed say to the other guy? I'm a murder and a pedophile" :::D :::D :::D like ok yeah we know but like put a bit of effort bro.
Bro, ChabadKahanist killed it today with the pope and reform rabbi joke. I am still laughing!
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Bro, ChabadKahanist killed it today with the pope and reform rabbi joke. I am still laughing!
I'll check it out. Here's one kinda making fun of Judaism I saw and wtv its really funny i don't care if someone posts like this
(https://i.imgur.com/9QnIFar.jpg)
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I'll check it out. Here's one kinda making fun of Judaism I saw and wtv its really funny i don't care if someone posts like this
(https://i.imgur.com/9QnIFar.jpg)
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I.N.R.I. is Latin initials for Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum - 'Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews'.
Wikipedia states:
Observing a Passover custom of the time, Pilate allows one prisoner chosen by the crowd to be released. He gives the people a choice between Jesus and a murderer called Barabbas (בר-אבא or Bar-abbâ, "son of the father", from the common given name Abba: 'father'). Persuaded by the elders (Matthew 27:20), the mob chooses to release Barabbas and crucify Jesus. Pilate writes a sign in Hebrew, Latin, and Greek that reads "Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews" (abbreviated as INRI in depictions) to be affixed to Jesus' cross (John 19:19–20),[215] then scourges Jesus and sends him to be crucified. The soldiers place a Crown of Thorns on Jesus' head and ridicule him as the King of the Jews. They beat and taunt him before taking him to Calvary, also called Golgotha, for crucifixion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
The sefer "Toldos Yeshu" gives the Jewish tradition about oso hai'sh's real origin and fate.
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Bar Abbas reminds me of Mahmoud Abbas. Both are murderers and the latter now claims that Yeshu was a fakestinian born in "the west bank".
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Bar Abbas reminds me of Mahmoud Abbas. Both are murderers and the latter now claims that Yeshu was a fakestinian born in "the west bank".
Watch next they'll be claiming Albert Einstein & Jonas Salk as well
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Watch next they'll be claiming Albert Einstein & Jonas Salk as well
Before Istiene die he write Muhammaed (CHABCHCHCHCH MABLAHBLAH) is great man he was Moslim BROOOOOF.