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Title: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Dr. Dan on October 08, 2007, 11:04:43 PM
 :D
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Eliezer Ben Avraham on October 08, 2007, 11:07:12 PM
wait are klondike bars kosher?
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Post by: kellymaureen on October 08, 2007, 11:07:30 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: cjd on October 08, 2007, 11:09:04 PM
wait are klondike bars kosher?
I am not sure but I think they are :)
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Dr. Dan on October 08, 2007, 11:09:57 PM
wait are klondike bars kosher?

I'm sure they're fine...unless it is lacking the K or the U or whatever is supposed to be on it
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Ari on October 08, 2007, 11:34:18 PM
If I were to eat ice cream, I'd go with Haagen Daz.
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: genteelgentile on October 09, 2007, 02:30:00 AM
I would be "Reverend" Al Sharpton's personal hair stylist.
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Vito on October 09, 2007, 02:37:48 AM
Were you drunk when you thought up this post?  8;)
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Dr. Dan on October 09, 2007, 07:14:40 AM
no i wasn't drunk.
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Daniel on October 09, 2007, 06:47:47 PM
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike :)
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Joe Gutfeld on October 09, 2007, 07:24:22 PM
What I do for a Klondike bar, I can't post on the forum!!  LOL
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Daniel on October 09, 2007, 08:24:31 PM
What I do for a Klondike bar, I can't post on the forum!!  LOL

No, that would be more like what would you do "with" a Klondike bar? ;)
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Joe Gutfeld on October 09, 2007, 08:26:22 PM
I was trying to be funny. Not nasty.  This is not those stupid "American Pie" movies
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Daniel on October 09, 2007, 08:45:18 PM
LOL!

"No Dad! It's not what it looks like!"
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: MasterWolf1 on October 09, 2007, 08:55:15 PM
LOL but I like a good ol Popcycle on a hot day.  Cherry grape or orange you know the fruit bars with chunks of fruit in them.  The strawberry ones are great.
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: genteelgentile on October 09, 2007, 08:56:14 PM
I would be Hitlery Clinton's personal masseure...
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: cjd on October 09, 2007, 09:04:17 PM
I would be Hitlery Clinton's personal masseure...
What and have to look at them stumpy legs :o
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: MasterWolf1 on October 09, 2007, 09:06:48 PM
Ah I remember when I was a kid and out all day in the Summer playing Stickball and you hear the bells of the ice cream truck and me and my friends had to get a snow cone.  Ever had one of thoughs? Or the Italian Ice King and get a double scoop in Corona, Queens. 
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: genteelgentile on October 09, 2007, 09:10:01 PM
I don't know French very well, but I thought it was the masculine form of masseuse.  I know the spellings are probably WAY wrong, but I guess I should say "personal massage therapist"!!
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: genteelgentile on October 09, 2007, 09:10:54 PM
Stumpy legs!!! hahahaha
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: genteelgentile on October 09, 2007, 09:22:08 PM
I totally disagree... there is real theraputic use for massage therapy.  Look up things like trigger point therapy on the internet. 
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: genteelgentile on October 09, 2007, 09:23:32 PM
Of course, there are unsavory uses for massages, and I can agree that it can be like prostitution.  I don't encourage that by any means.
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: cjd on October 09, 2007, 09:24:16 PM
Ah I remember when I was a kid and out all day in the Summer playing Stickball and you hear the bells of the ice cream truck and me and my friends had to get a snow cone.  Ever had one of thoughs? Or the Italian Ice King and get a double scoop in Corona, Queens. 
When I was a kid we use to go up to the Ice king almost every Sunday in the warm weather. The ices use to start at about 25 cents and go up to about 75 cents for a large ice. We use to annoy the old Ice king and one day he chased my cousins and I down Corona Avenue with a meat cleaver. The old guy must have been in his early 80's back then and he still managed to chase us for about a block. I don't know if the same family still owns the business but back then he made everything right there in his store. It use to be some great stuff.
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: cjd on October 09, 2007, 09:28:06 PM
Of course, there are unsavory uses for massages, and I can agree that it can be like prostitution.  I don't encourage that by any means.
Just say no when they ask if you want a happy ending :D
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Dan on October 09, 2007, 09:28:24 PM
Great Question!  O0
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: cjd on October 09, 2007, 09:38:03 PM
There was a "Dairy Bar" owned by Italians in Philadelphia, not too far from me. They sold ice cream and water ice and they lived above the store. I think they went out of business now and the once Italian neighborhood went schvartza.


The Italian Ice King of Corona is a place much like that. Sadly the neighborhood has gone bad except for a few blocks around the town square. The Ice King was a neighborhood shop but now sells Ices all over the country.
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Dr. Dan on October 10, 2007, 12:02:36 AM
Massages are stupid. It is immoral for a man to give one to a woman unless it is wife. And giving it to another man is just gay. So massages should be in marriage only. It should not be professional. That's like being a hooker.



yaacov, you need to get out more often instead of posting polls on this forum...YOU ARE SOOOOOOO WRONG!!!
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Wayne Jude on October 10, 2007, 02:11:00 AM
How old are  you yacov?Just curious....
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: newman on October 10, 2007, 03:43:33 AM
I'd kill 5,000 muslim-arabs.




........................Then again I'd do that for a stick of chewing gum.
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Wayne Jude on October 10, 2007, 03:45:07 AM
Id do that for free!
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Erica on October 10, 2007, 08:56:27 PM
I chose "Go to the store and buy one"..not sure if I'd make a fool out of myself to eat one...because once its gone, its gone for good.( Or at least until you can get back to the store to buy another one. :) )
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Dr. Dan on October 11, 2007, 08:04:54 AM
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike :)

 :::D OH goodness, when I read this, I laughed soooo hard!

Anywhoo, yes Klondike bars are Kosher:
(http://www.icecreamusa.com/assets/images/products/75856-01329_lg.jpg) See the "K" at the bottom of the picture? (It's kind of blurry)



What do you call a self-hating Jewish eskimo?  A Klon-kyke....hardeehar har...
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: newman on October 14, 2007, 05:45:21 AM
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike :)

 :::D OH goodness, when I read this, I laughed soooo hard!

Anywhoo, yes Klondike bars are Kosher:
(http://www.icecreamusa.com/assets/images/products/75856-01329_lg.jpg) See the "K" at the bottom of the picture? (It's kind of blurry)



What do you call a self-hating Jewish eskimo?  A Klon-kyke....hardeehar har...
What painful condition does an eskimo get when he sits on the ice for too long?


Polaroids.
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Daniel on October 14, 2007, 08:02:40 PM
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike :)

 :::D OH goodness, when I read this, I laughed soooo hard!

Anywhoo, yes Klondike bars are Kosher:
(http://www.icecreamusa.com/assets/images/products/75856-01329_lg.jpg) See the "K" at the bottom of the picture? (It's kind of blurry)



Good! I'm glad I amuse :)
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: genteelgentile on November 22, 2007, 07:28:34 AM
  I would punch an Imam in the nuts!
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Daniel on November 22, 2007, 07:34:34 AM
What do you call a lesbian driving a delivery truck full of [censored]?

A Dick van Dyke!

*a Jackie Martling joke
Title: Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Post by: Kiwi on November 22, 2007, 07:37:32 AM
I don't know what they were, now I do and I think I will still pass, they look very sweet. I don't eat much sugar at all.