Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"

[Dr. Dan]

If Danny's a virgin, so is Paris Hilton.

What come on she was just practicing 

Practicing to do what?

Smuggle salamis??

And anything else that fits 

ok children read this forum too..let's keep it clean

I always do 

Yes with soap and scrub brush...do you need me to scrub your back for you? lol...ok you have a bf..just kidding.

[Kiwi]

Yes with soap and scrub brush...do you need me to scrub your back for you? lol...ok you have a bf..just kidding.

Now Doc I don't think your Rabbi would approve 

[kellymaureen]

Wait a second...I can get love advice from my dentist   I had no idea:P
and here Ive just been using him all these years to keep my teeth pretty

[Dr. Dan]

Wait a second...I can get love advice from my dentist   I had no idea:P
and here Ive just been using him all these years to keep my teeth pretty

well, as you know, we are good with our hands.

[OdKahaneChai]

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Kiwi]

Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?

[kellymaureen]

Wait a second...I can get love advice from my dentist   I had no idea:P
and here Ive just been using him all these years to keep my teeth pretty

well, as you know, we are good with our hands.

Ha ha well his hands are married....so it will be advice only

[newman]

You can't talk to dentists.

Unless you stick your finger in your mouth and go.." wuh blah blah wah wa, ma blah mwah wah blah" they can't undrestand you.

[Dr. Dan]

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

move that question for next sunday night.

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?

post this for next sunday night...i will answer each one ethusiastically..and one of these days, if i do get a microphone, i might pull off a chaim ben pesach program to entertain my fellow JTFers... and I'll try not to repeat myself so much..so maybe our shows won't go 2-3 hours.

[Kiwi]

Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?

post this for next sunday night...i will answer each one ethusiastically..and one of these days, if i do get a microphone, i might pull off a chaim ben pesach program to entertain my fellow JTFers... and I'll try not to repeat myself so much..so maybe our shows won't go 2-3 hours.

Awwwww not fair I can't hear it. 

[Kiwi]

I moved my question here even tho I can't get the show

Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?

[Dr. Dan]

only one question?!

[Joe Schmo]

I have a slipping tendon on the knuckle of my right index finger.

Should I have surgery to correct this, or is there a better solution?

Being a piano player, I do not want to make the problem in my hand worse.

Thanks.

[Dan]

Dr. Dan,
  What do you do when you get to a Fork in the road?

[Dr. Dan]

I have a slipping tendon on the knuckle of my right index finger.

Should I have surgery to correct this, or is there a better solution?

Being a piano player, I do not want to make the problem in my hand worse.

Thanks.

I don't know talk to an orthopedist.

[Dr. Dan]

Dr. Dan,
  What do you do when you get to a Fork in the road?

I pick it up and put it at the side of the road so nobody runs over it and gets a flat tire. 

[Dr. Dan]

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Depends who's licking...

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?

THe majority of guys on this forum are college students. In college you are supposed to be studying hard and not party and get drunk and have random sex...and for those guys who develop that virus like I did when I was their age, they are pursuing righteous causes and building character for the future for the best woman that's out there to raise the best children with them.

Otherwise, Lacka Nookie can cause lots of bad things too.  If it effects the amygdala and hippocampus, it can lead to homosexuality, rape, or violence (Gd forbid).  The people that normally don't get affected in these parts of the brain by this virus, come from good parents, follow a good religion, have good righteous mentors in their lives to council them, and read lots and lots of books and play lots and lots of sports.  WHen they turn 23-26 years of age, they will find the love of their life and hopefully marry her...and then that will cure the virus.

[Kiwi]

it will be a quick show, then off to the pub 

[Kiwi]

  WHen they turn 23-26 years of age, they will find the love of their life and hopefully marry her...and then that will cure the virus.

God willing 

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

I agree with you, for basically the reasons stated. Unless we can teach stupid people not to breed, we will always have more kids out there than have loving homes.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

I also think single adoption, while not ideal, should be permitted. It's better that an unwanted kid get one loving parent than none.

[Dr. Dan]

I also think single adoption, while not ideal, should be permitted. It's better that an unwanted kid get one loving parent than none.

see Newman's argument. He had some good points..what are your rebuttals to his?

[Dr. Dan]

it will be a quick show, then off to the pub 

the show is finished...lol answered your question.