Fruit: "...Upon seeing a negro, or some other ugly or deformed person, one is supposed to thank the Holy One for making His creatures so diverse.
We are to be grateful for the sight of a negro. ..."
I'M AFRAID YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG, FRUIT!
WE ARE TO BLESS THE ALMIGHTY FOR VARYING HIS CREATIONS,
AND BE GRATEFUL TO HIM, FOR NOT TURNING YOU INTO A NEGRO!
THERE ARE ADDITIONAL BLESSINGS, FOR PRAISE AND GRATITUDE TO HA'SHEM, FOR NOT TURNING YOU INTO THE FOLLOWING VARIATIONS:
-CHIGRO
-NIGRA RICAN
-MEXINIGRAN
-CHIGAROON
-CHIGAMEXINIGAROON
-HEXADEXIQUADRAMESTIMUSTAPHILLIPINONIGRANINO
HOWEVER, I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW, AUTHORING MY NEW SOON-TO-BE-BEST-SELLER BOOK, ENTITLED:
KWASHIORKOR -- THE WORLD OF THE FUTURE